Thursday, September 29, 2016

This Is Mine Tries To Align!

There is a lot of that here and there. It is mine at every lair. Now maybe if you are a cat you can work with that. Otherwise you may be shit out of luck. On luck though we pass that fake buck. Back to it though with a this is mine show.

This is mine.
All of it.
Don't be a feline.
Humans can't do that shit.

Deluded some?
Beats little old me.
A deluded bum,
Would suck for thee.

This is my land.
Yep, it's all mine.
I don't pay taxes by the grand,
But I have a property line.

This is my air.
Go get your own.
Don't breathe it at my lair.
I won't throw a dog a bone.

This is my car.
I own it, every bit.
It can drive me far.
I don't pay that insurance and DMV shit.

That is my thought.
I thought it first.
You stole the whole lot.
I hope you burst.

That is my ocean.
I bought the beach.
I own every motion.
Stay out of its reach.

That is my beach too.
Get off the sand.
No stepping on my giant loo.
Footprints just aren't grand.

This is my moon plot.
I bought it last night.
It will give you eye rot,
If you catch it in your sight.

This is my final line.
I'd like to see you steal that.
It is all mine.
Now go be a dingbat.

Wow, you humans really like to lay claim. Some of those things are rather lame. Did you ever claim the air? You may not want to tell my lair. Don't pay your property taxes and see how long you own that land. The government will sure make a stand. Unless Google gets a bad case of gas this is the blog of my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Take A Hike, I'm On Strike!

Wow, you humans sure like to have a lot to say. I guess I do too as I rhyme away. I mean you just make it so easy for me to do. So I have to at my zoo.

I'm on strike.
Take a hike.
See my sign?
It's so divine.

Up and down.
Cheer across town.
An angry cheer.
May bend an ear.

Bend an ear.
That would cause fear.
I want all to get bent.
Can't you see I want to make a dent?

Yep, here is my tent.
Now go, get bent.
I'm bent and bending.
I hope I'm offending.

I'm on strike.
I'll say what I like.
It is so unfair.
See my deadly stare?

Striking out.
Has some clout.
Striking in.
Isn't a win.

Reverse that?
Bah, don't be a dingbat.
It stays that way.
Striking is at play.

I want a dollar more.
Here my encore.
I want that dollar.
I'll hiss and holler.

Signs go up and down.
See my cheery frown?
Oxymoron there.
But I don't care.

Can't you hear?
I bent your ear.
I'm on strike.
Now take a hike.

Some strikes are so pointless as can be. Lose more than you gain in the end with your striking spree. Some can be handy though. But in the end all about dough. The arbitrator gets their share the longer it goes on at ones lair. Ever go on strike at your sea? Thankfully it has been avoided by me. I'm not a fan of the yelling and the round and round mass. I'll strike out on my own with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Whether Or Not Comes To Pot!

The cat heard this again the other day and then the rhyme just popped in at my bay. Sometimes it works that way. But I'm sure I said that before with my rhyme play.

Whether you like it or not,
It has to be said.
Whether you like it or not,
You may hear it until your dead,

Whether you like it or not,
Things will change.
Whether you like it or not,
Life may rearrange. 

Whether you like it or not,
This and that can be said that and this.
Whether you like it or not,
Snip snipped means you get no bliss.

Whether you like it or not,
The Blue guy likes the shade blue.
Whether you like it or not,
Raid can make a numb tongue come due.

Whether you like it or not,
Bills need to be paid.
Whether you like it or not,
Sometimes there's no shade.

Whether you like it or not,
People will whine.
Whether you like it or not,
Some days the sun may not shine.

Whether you like it or not,
Some days it may shine on a dog's ass.
Whether you like it or not,
White Men Can't Jump taught that class.

Whether you like it or not,
The seasons will come due.
Whether you like it or not,
Some people won't have a clue.

Whether you like it or not,
I have written another post.
Whether you like it or not,
Man boobs may be seen at the coast.

Whether you like it or not,
I'm a little rhyming ass.
Whether you like it or not,
I will now go pass some gas.

The cat could go on forever with this like it or not endeavor. Anything you like it or not that comes due? I'm sure there are more than a few. Whether you like it or not I still need to pass that gas. So off I go with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.