Friday, January 19, 2018

Right Up There...Umm Where?

I will go right today. I can't go left they say. I can't go down, Has to be up without a frown. Or maybe there is a mix and match. We shall see what wants to hatch.

Wow, that was mint.
It had the best tint.
There was nothing wrong.
I'll sing its song.

But not just sing.
Try another thing.
I must compare.
Compare without a care.

I'll lazily compare too.
That is easy to do.
Nothing to it.
For it's the shit.

It's right up there.
Up there to spare.
Up there without a care.
It's right up there.

Right up there with me.
Nah, doesn't work for thee.
Right up there with a cane.
My, that is a fun lane.

Right up there with a car.
Wow, that must go far.
Right up there with the sky.
Whoops, too literal a try.

Right up there with Star Wars.
Can't beat Storm Trooper tours.
Right up there with a remake.
Shouldn't down that take?

Left and down.
It made me frown.
Left and up.
Just a hiccup.

But nope, can't do that.
That is scat.
Can't be middle middle.
One may think diddle diddle.

So right up there with...whatever.
That is so clever.
Up where? Beats me.
But right up there for all to see.

Do you know where right up there is? Are you a user of the right up there biz? Maybe the lazy compare? Do you compare on a dare? Am I asking too many questions of you? Was this right up there with anything at my zoo? Maybe it went down. That would give a frown. Hey, can always stay whelmed in the middle. Nothing wrong with a good diddle. That is if you haven't had a snip snipped pass. If so, you'd be right up there with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Thursday, January 18, 2018

The Lawn Gnome From Home!

They are just the best. They pass every test. They may be as swell as the rest. But they are still the best. So hear me speak. They deserve a peek. Why is that? Just follow the cat.

All are swell.
All have a story to tell.
But they are better.
They are a trend setter.

Yeah, be a sheep.
Go and beep.
Follow what you're told.
That never gets old.

Where was I?
Oh yeah, trend setting guy.
Or maybe girl.
Both give it a whirl.

They are the best.
Beat all the rest.
Even with the same skill.
They fit a better bill.

Others may be better.
But they haven't the letter.
The letters at the end.
That is something none can amend.

Some may lie.
Some may try.
But no matter how spry,
The truth shall fly.

Better than best.
A home town guest.
Never comes back.
But the best of the pack.

They are from your town.
So they get the best crown.
They are from your city.
That has to impress even an old bitty.

Why is that?
Haven't followed the cat?
They are from your place.
They are from where home you embrace.

So that makes them great.
All because you can relate.
You may have never ever met.
But they are the best bet.

Pffffft says the cat. Woweee they are from where you are at. You never met or even saw them in most cases and yet they give smiley faces. All because they lived in your town. Wow, they sure deserve a crown. Are you one of those? Do you strike a pose? Oh I lived where some famous nut came from. That makes me so great and then some. The cat will go back to rolling in the grass. Makes much more sense to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Listed Hate By The Crate!

The cat has seen it a time or two and I'm sure you have at your zoo. I seem to say that a lot. I guess I see things better than a robot. Maybe more need glasses? Bah, can't stop the contentment of the sheep masses.

Look at my list.
It's not to be missed.
What? You hate it?
Don't throw a fit.

My list is great.
It's top rate.
Don't question my list.
There is no reason to be pissed.

Now I'm pissed too.
How dare you question what's in view.
My list is simply the best.
It beats all of the rest.

They are the top ten.
Top ten places to make a den.
Top ten places to visit when there.
There is no more room to spare.

How could I have missed that?
Bah, I think that is scat.
I have never been there.
So it can't even be a spare.

How could I miss?
Bah, there is no bliss.
This is my list.
It's not to be missed.

It is the end all and be all.
Don't give me a cat call.
Here you will have a ball.
Any other you will stall.

My opinion is right.
I have a list in sight.
You are just questioning me.
My list is the best spree.

Best list for living.
Best list for forgiving.
Best list for fishing.
Best list for wishing.

All top ten.
Best for all women and men.
No additions allowed.
My list draws a crowd.

Ever see such nuts that get in their list ruts? They pick top ten to use and then some other nut comes to abuse. Why didn't you add this or that? They are really where it is at. Then the list maker gets in a huff and claims the best stuff. Around and around it goes in mass. I'll stick to listing how humans are nuts to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.