Well after all the blog rhymes and the twitter ones so many times. I decided I'd give this a shot because why the heck not.
Although rhyming on this scale might take a while, I'm sure I'll develop a style. I just hope I don't start talking like this in real life or it might cause me a bit of strife.
Now what should I address today, something that others play. Maybe just the month of May or that I eat off a tray. No that last one was a lie, I had to rhyme something like pie.
This isn't as easy as it looks, I have to read lots of books. Nah I don't do that at all, I'd rather go to the mall. Then I can watch the flick and it be over faster with a tick. Yeah they aren't usually as good as the book, but I don't have a nook.
So the movie it always is, even if it's turned into a mostly shitty biz. Oops excuse the language I just spoke, it tries not to come out of this bloke. But alas I can't stop it all the time, is that really a crime?
So this was my little rant for now, I hope it was able to wow. If not there will be plenty more and I promise at least one won't bore.
But one last thing should be said, all should check out the facts before bed. For you can win some cash and cure that rash. Also show off your site and help your plight. So give it a look and forget your hook.
So for now I bid adieu and wish you all a merry poo.
Yep I just said that, as I'm a cat in a hat.