Ok before we get to the title and all, I have to give a big call, errm I mean shout, as I sit back and gloat. For I once again went and did something grand, for Lanie giving me a helping hand. So have a view now, as I can really wow.
Now on to old Tashtoo and her blog, as she made me sit on my profound log and come up with this thing below, preventing me from sinking to a new low. At least until the next post I do, where I can go back to making fun of each and every one of you.
Special Kind of Hell
Fire, Flames consume every step you take,
Affecting every decision some make.
But is it really beneath the ground,
Where this dreaded place can be found?
As you look into the night,
Do you sense a bit of fright?
Hiding in your lair so tight,
Extending above such a great height.
For you are weary of what roams the street
Stirring up this dreaded heat
Fearing what type of harm,
Could be raising this newest alarm.
Then you see that this polluted lake,
Was nothing but a planted fake.
As walls around you start to wilt,
You quickly realize everything has been built.
Nothing here is for real,
As can be seen by every crooked deal.
For all are passed with a quick breeze,
No one caring if you freeze.
While the Fire, Flames continue to grow,
For do you really reap what you sow?
As now one might look above the ground,
For where this dreaded place can be found.
-The Cat(aka Pat)-
Now how was that, aren’t I just a clever cat? Oh and I must give a big thanks to Lanie and Tashtoo for all the new Facticles they added for me and you. Also of course a plug for John and his Home Video Tour, as he bought a Factinary ad than two more.
There we go now I move on to the comments below, but I notice Silverfox didn’t give it a go. Could that mean he hopped a plane and is coming up here to cause this cat pain? Maybe I should hide, but of course they won’t let him across the border if he tried. For I got his photo posted there, so he’ll stay out of the cat’s hair. Back to all of you, the comment rhyming crew.
BLOG COMMENTS FROM THE LAST POST
SHOUTING BACK BECAUSE YOU ARE THE MOST
Betsy, Betsy, Betsy
Wow you must have had some time to rhyme, but I love each little chime. Plus love your little dig at Brian, too bad he wasn’t cryin. Maybe you need to step on his hurt foot with your new shoe, but then that would be mean of you. So we’ll ignore that and blame it on Pat.
The cat was catching up on site work, as many people go and lurk. Then they ask sometimes dumb questions but make some good suggestions and I have a whole bunch of other stuff to add, which makes me a busy lad, poor old Pat, too bad he isn’t a rhyming cat. So Silver Fox is a cannibal? Maybe he watched too much of Hannibal. Oh now you gave me quite a fright, I’ll be sure and barricade my doors at night. At my day job I don’t work too hard, as I’m not a lazy lard. For I get all my work done fast and right, then I can come on here and fight. As long as I don’t get caught, then things might get hot. Let’s hope no one sees this there or I’ll have to move and come down getting in your hair. Nah the cat lays home in my pretty tie and hat, will through traffic and to work is the fate of Pat. Has to suck for him, as I can sit home and be dim. Yes I am quite a hairy cat, but I keep it clean so we don’t have to worry about that.
You’re talking to Brian what are you tryin? To make this a conversation place, where you can talk out of each side of your face? While you did talk to him and me, so I guess I’ll let you do it for free and see you were talking out two sides, as you talked to Brian who hides and the cat, who you refer to as Pat. I’ll come to your lawn and kick over your gnome, then you’ll have to hide it in your home. That way I’ll be a Grinch at that time and I won’t bother to rhyme. There now you can have a broken gnome and thanks to the cat that went on a roam. I’ll take the bucket of chicken and eat while I lay at your feet, oh that might be a bad idea as they could stink, enough to turn this cat pink. So maybe I’d sit in a chair and after I’m done clean my hair. Yes you have questions coming out your ass, was that a bit to crass? Hahahaha but I don’t mind at all, as I always answer the rhyming call.
Hahaha see poor old Natasha you can make Brian mad by coming first, but Betsy doesn’t even make his blood burst, so is that better or worse, I’ll let you say it in verse. Playing hide and seek, while being meek, must have be fun, as that’s how it’s done. As you don’t want to make a noise and be found, not even by a hound. Although they can cheat and sniff, once they get a good whiff, so you might be screwed there, unless you cover yourself in mud or some stinky animal hair. A Baboon at the door, I’d start laughing on the floor. That would be kind of cool, I’d teach it to play pool. Maybe Brian was just never found during hide and seek as he was to sleek, that could be why he got beat, wouldn’t that be neat.
You keep bringing them up, so hide them in a cup, Then I will forget about underwear and not even try and share. So don’t force me to rhyme on the issue, then you won’t have to pull out a tissue, and you won’t cry or blow your nose making it look like a pig sty. Yes I forgot all about using chat, when talking about Pat. How about that, don’t call me a brat. You dirty old rat, who will be eaten by this cat, and then buried under a mat, as I get a little fat, but then go kill a nat, did you once again get all of that? That’s all you have to say, that’s not like many women you meet today, as they will yap your ear off about anything, even about some fling. So have a nice day too, so you can get rested up, use the loo and come back with another great rhyme, at some point in time.
Yes you seem to be rather slow, maybe you should drink some Go. Is there such a thing out there? Or am I just making up stuff without a care? Oh well made you look, now you can write another book. Sold your own house did you, while now what are you going to do? Move to bigger and better or stand out doors in a hut and get wetter? I wouldn’t recommend that last, as you’d get sick and tired really fast. Hahaha I don’t think my shitty little apartment could hold many more, but you can hang out in the hall by the door. I’ll hand you out some food here and there, there is even washers to clean your underwear. Geez going to deny us your presence in rhyme, while now you are committing a crime. Best posts on my wall, while you can stand tall, but I’m not going to get into that, as then this cat, will open up a whole new sack and might get some slack. So you can fight with The Fox, Betsy, Mary and Brian and have a lot of fun tryin. As I’ll sit and watch amused until I start to feel abused, then I’ll come back at you all and make you all ball. For your misery doesn’t bother this cat, but send it to Brian because he deserves that. Are you saying we are all miserable here, while there my dear, oh I just sounded like an old fart, maybe Silver Fox will take that to heart. Hahahahaha Oh and aren’t you being quite sly, plugging that Pat guy and his Face it Facts, I love your nice acts.
So now I am through for today, until the next time you all come back my way and I have something to say about whatever is on my mind that day. Hey don’t make fun of that space between my ears, as I won’t give you any cheers. I’ll just go fish for some bass and be a fully fledged little rhyming ass. Anyway as always it’s be fun, now I am done.
Later all, have a nice fall.