That's right scratch your eyes the regular rhyming flock, as you've come here to talk, expecting me to be hidden behind a mask, as I rhyme back at you all on task. But no longer will the cat remain hidden by some fairy tale cartoon, as now you meet the true loon. I would have said coming out the closet up top, but then Brian and Betsy would go to the gutter and I'd need to call a cop. So I save on the 911 fees and keep them from talking about the birds and the bees. PLUS I got to add Lanie's signature line and I know that is just fine.
As this time I give a big shout out to her, for she is the one that showed you my true fur. As Pat's crap was being a pain, so Lanie went and kicked away his cane, yeah I know mean right, but he didn't fight. As she just took the picture of me and did all of this you see. For now the cat has the world in his hands, taking over all the lands and even the sea, but I don't really want that for me. I'll let Betsy and Natasha fight over that, while I sit watching with my brand new hat. So if you don't follow Lanie's little soap box yet, do it without regret, or the cat will find you and send you to blogger jail, where you will remain no matter how much you wail. If you think I had a big head before, now I'm taking over the world at my shore. A bad Saturday morning cartoon villain I may remind you all off, but that won't stop me from giving you all a shove, when I take over the world with my rhymes and every one sits back having fun times.
Oh yeah and Pat will do it with the lets Face it Facts, as you can see the little logo down in the corner covering up some cracks, but I'm the main attraction here, spreading rhymes and sometimes fear. As some know they can't keep up with me, yet they still come to see, how well I can rhyme, all the friggin time.
Wow I have to calm down or some of you might form a lynch mob in town, then come after me with your sticks and stones, maybe even ice cream cones. But know you can never stop the cat, so just sit back and rhyme or chat. As all you can do is go with the flow but don't worry be happy don't you know. Natasha from the Tales of Tashtoo will like that, as she likes using song titles with the cat.
Oh yeah over at The Lair of Silver Fox, something smelled and it wasn't socks. Due to the word that rhymes with dire, but I'll leave you hanging on a wire, so you can go read, and I won't spoil the feed. As the Fox might break me knees, giving me hospital fees. Oh and Mr. Fox you might want to check out the latest post of the cats new follower Orlando from O'About That, as you two can chat, about all the things wrong with the english word, but I'm still going to use turd. I might have created a friendship there, to bad he's a guy and not a girl with long hair..hahahahaha. Rub it in I did, but I better put back on the lid or all potential flirts for the Fox, might never come back to my rhyming box. Wow Fox I went on a bit about you there, now I just need to plug you grey hair, ok now I'm done, on to more fun.
While I always have to give Betsy a shout, as she always fill my rhyming boat, with lots of little comeback rhymes of her own, as if you look at the comments below you will be shown. But she might be quite busy now, keeping Nugget who has the look of wow, from well ummm getting busy, with the new bunny in the yard throwing him into a tizzy. So now she has six men to watch like a hawk, I guess My Five Men might need to be changed until the other bunny takes a walk. Speaking of busy and tizzy, sounds like Brian is getting quite dizzy, giving people hell over at WaystationOne, which quite frankly should be done. Plus coming here and swearing up a storm, a little out of the norm, but so much fun and he did it a ton. I guess I'll have to try another word for word rhyme, down the road some time.
Of course I can't make Ocean Girl frown, as then she might no longer Live High and cause me to drown. Even if she did stroke Brian's ego a bit more, with him being a little comment ummmm ok whore. But of course we all love that, maybe Betsy a little more than the cat. As after all they are twins, riiiiiight and I have fins. Oh and DeeDee might meet a stranger on a train, telling them to come off me with a cane, if I don't tell ask you all Who is Afriad of Alfred Hitchcock, yeah I know you're a fine one to talk. You get scared of anything, but if you give Scott's site a ring, you might pee your pants because of some scary fake ants. Again talking to you, yes I know that's what you will do. What I'm hearing things you say, while maybe I should stop for today. But then my new follower Valerie might get mad, that she never got a shout from this lad, oh I just did that you say, while umm okay.
Bah I never know when to quit, so I will stay here and sit, for a second or two more, ok that's enough for now at this rhyming shore. So as Betsy takes her spoon, sticks on a tune and frolics through the green grass, I will forever remain a little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.