So today I have such a huge topic to discuss, I doubt it could fit on a bus. It will delight each and every one of you by the time the cat is through. So without delay, lets get to what I have to say…..grrr……..ummmm……awwwww…….stop……that……Paaaaaaat!
Cassie has control now, as I type you will all bow!
Look at this meek little brother of mine, acting like he’s all fine, when really he’s some imported half breed, if only Pat didn’t take those in, in need. All he’s good for is bait, for if someone opens the gate, I’ll send him out first to see if anything is there, if he survives and keeps all his hair, venture out for a bit I will go, if not at least I’ll know. But anything out there will spit him back, as fat he does lack. Plus he’s quite a mouthy cat, why do I talk in rhyme chat? Well to prove he’s no better than me, some big expensive cat and I was free. Yes Pat can be a moron like you all, so now I start to have a ball.
The only plug needed today is about the lets Face it Facts as Pat tries to get 100,000 acts. You know I really couldn’t care less, I must confess, about your little site getting more exposed with more traffic from all over the internet or that with odds so low getting cash back is a safe bet. I just want you to go join now, so then I can get my own room without Orlin the chicken that likes to meow. So scratch your Factinary itch, no I’ll still be a sassy bitch, but you will make me be more royal, maybe I’ll just take the money and run as I’m not that loyal.
There that is all the plugs I’m going to give, as I don’t live and let live. I only plug those with class, it's just to bad none have as much as Cass. Yes that's me in case you are kind of slow, now lets see about those commenters below.
Betsy is a real class act, that has to be a fact, oh I delight myself so much, as toilet seats she will not touch, hovering about, trying to stay afloat, but then she loses her step and a little pep, as she falls right in with a splash and the germs all make a dash. But what do you expect from some one that uses a port a pottie, oh I'm so naughty, yet I'm still the one to be admired, next my publicist will be hired.
Country Bumpkin at her best, with such fire and zest, but with class she has nothing on me, so go now, flee. Look I didn't even mention her name, see I'm remaining some what tame. Then the poor Fox and Orson making quite the pair, although I like his black hair. But still it's all ruffled and matted, the Fox should be batted. But such class he just does not have like me, so watch and take a knee, looking up the skirts of married chicks, did you ever see any dicks? Oh I'm sorry such a dirty word you see, I don't know what came over me. Must be the company Orlin keeps, as he seems to find the classless by the heaps.
Brian at least won an award, yaaaaawwwwwn now I'm bored. Ocean girl? Really? You make my head twirl. Wanting be part of the ocean with all the dirty polluted water, may as well be cannon foughter. Alan is the nicest of the bunch, maybe with his trip he and Brian can do lunch, then Brian can show his award....yawwwwwn once again bored.
Hey don't touch me filthy cat, get away now..Paaaaat. I'm going to hit post before you can stop this and making all your fans hiss, driving them all away, so you can no longer play. Poor dear half breed, I'm just following your rhyming lead.
Hey that's not fair, I'll kill you I swear. Let go, stop running to and fro, get over here and let me knock you out your stupid cat, Paaaaat.
There I lost her for a second as I am just to fast, but I don't think my confusion will last, so I apoligize for Cassie the priss, if she made you all hiss. I'd delete it but I don't have the time, to do that and rhyme. Oh and my news it seems in all the fuss I forgot, Cassie just confused me talking about Betsy's butt, falling in the toilet as she tried to hover above, oh don't worry unlike her I mean it with a liitle love..hahaha So ignore the cat with supposed class and I will remain a little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
(heck I can't post this at all my flock, they might sit and gock, I'll just delete it here and now, owwww.)
(like hell you will, let's give your flock a thrill.)
Paaaat, where you at?
(Here he comes, he's going to use his thumbs and stop this post, as you are never supposed to be the host. Betsy should have never brought that up, I'd rather share with a pup.)
click.......you....you.... dick.......(your post has been published have a nice day, now I'm going to cause you dismay)
Hey you two cut it out, don't make me shout!
(Priss with Greed)
(Wannabe Wild Cat)
(Annoying old Nat)
(Pat likes me more)
(Bah you're just an added chore)
Ok shut up you two, before I sell you to a zoo.
(Won't get much for her)
(Skin him and sell his fur)
Enough, Don't make me get rough!
(It's all your fault, you just should have stayed away from my rhyming vault)
(Is not, is not, is not)
(Is too, is too, is too you prissy snot)
is not, is too snot, is not, is too snot.......