So I promised to leave all of you alone, the next time I came out in my usual rhyming tone. So that I will and I'll do something new, grossing out each and every one of you. Betsy might take this the worst, due to her germ thirst, meaning she wipes them off quite fast, hoping they will never last. But I do it as well, I just know what I'm about to tell. So for your pleasure, yes go ahead and measure. This isn't the longest one I've done, but I will still have fun. As I should really be in bed, so I don't go to work tomorrow like a sleepy head. Oh wait Pat has to do that, I can sit home and nap, yep a lucky cat. As I was saying, before I went off playing, here are some germs, that would make you rather play with worms, they might also make you make tracks and that is the lets Face it Facts.
In an average day, as you go about and play, your hand will come indirectly in contact with 15 dicks, yes that's 15 for all you hicks. Through touching door handles, grocery carts and bottles you use to quench your thirst, remote controls in hotels are supposedly the worst. But there are probably many more, heck I now don't even want to leave my floor.
An average person's yearly fast food intake, whether in the car or by a lake, will contain 12 pubic hairs, you're nuts if you say who cares.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who've recently, you know, played down there, and didn't wash their hands after twirling some hair, sorry all I think of to rhyme, really must be bed time..lol
Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who've recently, you know, played down there, probably in some dark corner of a lair. Was that a poke? Nope just a joke..lol
Daily you breath in one liter of other peoples anal gases and that obviously comes from their asses.
In an average lifetime, there will be a crime, as 22 nosey workman will have gone through your dirty laundry pile, yeah that is kind of vile.
At an average wedding reception, yes there will probably be a lot of deception, but you also stand a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests, so don't go and let your lip rests, on any glasses that aren't your own, heck don't even put your lips to a phone and no kissy kissy crap, tell them to go run a lap.
Only 1 in 6 people, on average, wash their hands after going to the loo, imagine if they touched their poo..lol
After using the loo, which we all do, just one of your hands, this might make you run to different lands, can have 200 million bacteria per square inch, that's why you be like Finch. Shit Break for all of those who didn't get that, or like Pat and hold it until you get home, least you know all who roam.
Cell Phone is the germiest accessory most people carry, now that has to make you kind of hairy.
There I am done scarying you all for today, as I have to get in bed and stay. With all the dust mites, that probably give me bites, as they do all of you, but don't stew, as they've been there forever and bothered you almost never, as they do what they do, to me and you. So now you know to annually avoid touching a strange lass, as I continue to be a little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.