"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.” Woody Allen
LOL That was seen among the travels of Pat and it was quite funny to the cat. But now on with the show and away I go.So in honor of Brian from old WaystationOne, coming here and spreading his slang fun, I'm going to take it one step more and really send you for the door. While Silver at least, as he's quite the beast, when it cums to what I'm about too due, in front of each and every 1 of u.
Oh know its happening to fast, I just hop it doesn't last. Due u get where I'm going yet? If not do not fret, as u might have the reading skills off a goat, but at least u tri so u have my vote. Oh this is harder to due than I thought, maybe a miss spelling book for dumbies eye should have bought.
Damn did eye just give away what eye was doing, now nun of u tri and go suing. As first the cat wud have too have cash, either way eye'd make a quick dash. So u couldn't catch me, hope ur lawyer was free. Look eye can still joke as eye miss spell, but if u cannot tell the difference shhh eye will not tell. Ok eye probably wud, as rightfully eye shud.
Isn't it amazing how u can still use different spellings and make cents while at the same time seeming more dense. Ok eye have to give credit wear credit is do, The Lair of Silver Fox is also the cause of what u sea in front of u. I guess lightening(haha) can strike twice, oh eye am not being nice. Four Brian brought the slang and Silver stated we were being a lazy gang, using rhyme and time when we shud bee using climb and mime. So the cat gut to thinking, with a little bit off winking, how sum people rush they're words, sounding like such turds. Plus how stuff like Twitter and that stupid book thing, has some limit or dunce bar they bring, making sum that much more lazy and all they due is go oopsy daisy.
Not that the cat is a big grammar nut, but eye can notice when sum are stuck in a rut. Betsy of coarse is always in rut as she is the equivalent of king tut, to her Five Men, wuld u rather eye compared u to mother hen? Or was that goose, bah she had too big of a kaboose. Uh Oh looks like shes creating a noose, eye better go any which way but loose. Get that 1 did u? Didn't think eye was old enough too use that one as eye due? While trust me scene quite alot, sum that were not quite so hot. Went off their, due u really care?
Mary also cam back to play the other day, guess she missed the rhyming fray. But than u all miss the cat, even when eye am spelling like tht. O K eye no it is not fare, that eye can get away with this at my rhyming lair, ooops stole a fox word, are not eye such a nerd? Wait do not answer that, as you might offend Pat. Yeah really who cares about him, but eye guess right now eye am the 1 looking dim. May be the Tales of Tashtoo is wear u shud go, wait on 2nd thought do not leave my show. Oh ok I no u'll cum back, after u sea Natasha does not lack.
Oh this hurts the head, I think I need to go to bed. The cat has no idea how people can keep this up, spelling like they are some two month old, butt sniffing, pup. Yay I shook that urge, to show all you why you should purge, the lazy way whether you are here, there or at my way. Yes I really don't care, as you can even swear. To which Brian can attest, as well as most of the rest. So it was just in time to plug the acts, over at the lets Face it Facts. As I wouldn't want to spell that wrong or Pat have a fit and then I'd probably get a light hit. Just a tap on the head or the butt, nowhere else especially not near the you know what.
So as I always have my mistakes here and there, none of them are bad enough to ruffle any hair. But if I ever saw a post like this, I would definetly give a hiss. Unless I was some inbred, Deliverance, banjo playing guy, thank God I'm not or I'd have to cry. Eye see u, u no eye due, hahaha had to do that, as I just like being an annoying cat. So I know with this post I gave you gas, get rid of it, feel better and know I'm still a little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.