Yes I may not be able to post anymore, here at my shore, as wait for it, nope not a fit, at least not yet, but don't fret, just give me a second of two and I'll have one just for you. Where was I? Oh yes being ever so sly, keeping you on the hook, as I write a book. Get on with it you say? You don't want to go through this delay? As I've got you hooked and without a fix, you might perform tricks? Hmmmm maybe I should stop just for that, be awfully funny to this cat.
But it has nothing to do with me or at least that I can see, as tomorrow the world will END, oh no all my money I should spend. Wait I have none of that, hmmm guess the world can turn flat..hahaha. Yes don't worry at all, as with my typical rhyming call, I'm going to say how STUPID this is, this Earth ending biz.
You know it's a slow news day when you have to show this crap on live TV, reality TV it almost makes me want to see, almost I say, as I'd rather go in the road and play, than watch that crap, least it could give me a good nap. Oh yes the world ending loons, maybe they watched one to many Saturday morning cartoons. Or was that some evil guy, making some plan to apply, to take over the planet for himself, bah both are just as dumb may as well talk about an elf.
Firstly the "World" will never end for billions of years, so while you fret about your world ending fears, know long after we are dead and gone, there will more likely still be a dusk and a dawn, the planet will still be here in some form, probably won't be the norm. Heck maybe bugs will reign supreme, Cassie and I will do a double team and try to eat them all, before our fall. Damn after that I'd get fat, maybe I'll just chew on a tasty rat.
Anyway dumb humans have to go all big, trying to put a fancy wig, on mankinds end, which is an ever growing trend, by saying oh the world will end, sorry still be here my friend. So now that, that is out of the way, anyone want to take a big bet that we'll still be here Saturday. Heck I'll even extend it to next year, if losing money you fear. Want to even go past December 21, 2012 too, I'll take that bet with you. Just be prepared to pay, as it isn't going to end on that or any other day.
Some dumb crackpot comes up with a theory whether it's scary or cheery and the masses follow like some obedient mutt, while I move on making a toot out my butt. Yep that's about the size of this theory crap, as they all can be flushed down the tap.
Things will change, things will rearrange, but the planet won't go anywhere and all these theories one shouldn't care. For to really go extinct, something big would have to make us hit the brink, like some outerspace meteor thing or even the aliens come to make us sing, but more than likely some nut job will start a war and cause at least some of this lore, to come into affect, so they can use it to deflect, how stupid they really are, for taking this crap to far.
As I can say I found clues left behind many years ago, that for sure I know, everyone will one day poop green and it will be a sight to be seen. Then when one person does that, oh look I was at least somewhat right with my chat. Point is if you look you will find, because it is on your mind.
I have gave a good fit, which was asked for by Betsy in the below comment hit. So when pop goes this big planet mass, I'm sure I'll be dead and buried in the grass, yet still will be crass and forever remain a little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.