So today as the cat was going from here to there, looking every where. Ok I lie, it was really last night thanks to that Pat guy. But now that he is finally done doing all of that, it is time for this little diddy by the cat.
As I read that dumb rule, no not that dogs drool. As we all know that, so there is no need for that chat. It was that dumb saying i before e except after c, that is what I had to go and see. It is just dumb because people think it always is the case and it's used as basically a trace. Oh yeah the saying says it so it has to be true, lets see how true it is here and now in front of all of you.
Oh I just fooled you with my feint, don't let me hear a complaint. Betsy from My Five Men used to be feisty a day ago, but her tongue went numb and speech started to slow..LOL. I will never forfeit because I always win, so the cat you will never pin. Think it's time to seize the day, if you do don't go and stray.
I can hear that dumb neighbor through the wall, thank God there has never been a mating call or I might pop a vein, then need to go hop a train. But don't worry I wouldn't commit a heinous act and that's a fact.
Society can be a fickle bunch, hiding behind a veil until lunch. No one will ever strap reins on me, as I am to fast and will flee. Or maybe I'll hit them with a Seismic Toss, that's a Pokemon reference not Lacrosse. I could go and find a sheik, maybe he'd even be Greek. The cat also runs a bunch so will never have to watch his weight, as long as I don't eat past eight.
A Rottweiler would scare me quite a bit, if Pat got that I would have a big, big fit, either that or make him scat, proving I am all of that. For this is my sovereign nation and I'd rather take a Dalmation. Wow talked about two mutts there neither will soon be in my hair.
Brian you still have to get the tools for our heist as I know my plan had you enticed. Or are you still smitten by this nice little picture but it reaches such a great height from me you'll hear no stricture. The cat eats a lot of protein don't you know, but no caffeine as I wouldn't know which way to go. I'd be so wired I'd never come down, a whole new species one might be able to crown. The cat that can float, but no codeine can be put down my throat. That's a rule and there are two more, think of me as a Gremlin not a boar.
One other one has to do with my keister in fact, but that one you will never extract. As I want to be called a companion like in the rant Silver Fox gave, over at his cave, ummm lair, with his silver hair. But Pat won't go for that, as he thinks it's pathetic and flat. Maybe if I gave him some phenolphthalein he'd get the runs, then a petition I could starts and get signatures by the tons.
But us pets have no voice, don't you think we should have a choice? No? Get away from my show. Now you sound like Pat and he can't be right about that. But wait then I'd have to give up humping a leg and may not be able to remain stag. Yeah screw that dumb rule too, as I like the old one not the new. So did you count how many words I used that broke that dumb rule? Or did you get hung up on dog drool? Yeah I know as soon as Betsy seen it she'd have to clean, numb tongue and all aren't I mean?..hahahaha
So today chase the kiddies from the room, as I put away my tame broom and once again state my normal phrase, as you all just sit and gaze or would that be graze? Whoops I may have offended a cow with that phrase, what next a tree? Yeah I better shut up before a snow flake sues me, so as I'm sure Brian never forgets his shoes any more, as he goes out the door, avoiding the poop in the poor lonely, forgotten grass, I will forever remain a little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.