Hmmmm what was your first thought there? Yeah a few of you probably thought of something bare. Cough Brian Cough Miller, who mentioned touching legs which I hope was rhyme filler. So I was looking around the other day, having no time to watch or play, ever notice how you try to do some things and yet the more your do the more stuff it brings? Pain in the butt, but I'll one day get out of this rut, so on to the task at hand, may as well hop on the alien band.
Yes I know going all out there, but what the heck I already rhyme more than most can bare. So lets up it a notch and make some people hold their ummm crotch. Yes as the ones with the tin hats and wooden baseball bats, fear the awful probe, which I guess takes place around the globe. The cat wouldn't know, as cows and people are the only ones that seem to view that show.
But what brought this about, as I was taking note, off all the dvds that go across the wall, with the piles getting really tall and you know there is quite the movie/tv fascination with aliens I must say, that and all the lovey dovey crap with people rolling in the hay. Don't worry the cat won't go there, not that some would care. As I'm sure the sappy crap is their taste, geez what a waste..oops did I offend, ummm remember not to bend.
There I gave you a helpful tip if you see a grey lip, followed by a long stick body and a head, coming after you, as you sleep in bed. So who says they are grey, who even says eggs they don't lay. All myth is based on some sort of fact, but what brought about this act? Did some one go all Back to the Future and pretend to know it all, using technology to grow sixty feet tall? Or maybe they went back and pretended to be Gods from above, when really they were just using a fancy glove. Of course that brings time travel once again into the mix, which would take lots of cool tricks.
Of course then there is the fact that who says they are even men, they could have legs up to ten, be a super duper hen or be the size of a den. Yet all the shows and movies and such, all give them their own little touch, yet they all seem rather familiar to us, just some stranger on a bus.
So a few things come to mind with this, one that something is a miss, probably because mankind in general has a head the size of a football field and refuses to yield. So of course they'd look like us, a typical guy named Gus. Yeah that was a stretch there, but on we go as I don't care. The second being why would anyone bother with our nut job behinds, as if they are more far advanced then our minds, they definitely wouldn't need anything to do here, except sit and watch the war and fear. So this probably adds up to time travelers running a muck or someone down on their luck, trying to get noticed with an alien story, whether nice or gory. Or for the conspiracy nut, some government crap that wants to implant something in your gut.
But who knows maybe they are right and there is some alien fight, over what is anyone's guess, as sooner or later there could be one big mess and they could swoop in with ease, doing whatever they please. Of course they could do that now, if they are able to get here some how, they obviously could take us out, that is if they are of the evil note. Then the nice ones we'd just dissect, because we oh so need to protect, so for them hiding would be a good bet or to get up and well get. Have ones been here, probably quite a few times they've been near. Or just alternate realities or time travel, causing all this alien stuff to unravel, but for sure there has been something strange here and there, but most people don't care, until it's right in there face or at their place.
Heck on the flip side might not exist at all and this tale just grew rather tall or all these movies and tv could be used for misinformation and some form of degredation. But then if there are billions of planets out there, seems kind of dumb that not one other life would also bare. Whether they are little green/grey men coming here ten by ten, to probe our bums and pick on the cows with their UFO hums, making things in cornfields that are strange or just relaxing out on the range, who really can say, but the cat just hopes no bad ones come his way. Damn I have watched to much TV and the conspiracy/alien crap is just coming out of me. Of course I did it also in rhyme, so that has to be worth a little time. I hope no alien sees this and beams me up, if so I'll pretend I'm a pup, then maybe they'll let me go, but you never know. So do you believe or are you ready to give the cat a heave?
So today I went far far away, but I still was able to make you stay, hey maybe I'm really grey and from another planet what do you say? Or maybe that is just gas and I'm a typical Earth dwelling little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.