So after the whole take your dog to work day, I thought I'd see what other days I could use to play. Turns out there are a ton, oh this should be fun. As to when they take place, you can take a look at the link below to find a trace.
So without further adieu, the days that are wanted by all of you.
Use A Different Name Day
This would be interesting indeed, no matter how much one does beg and plead. You could name yourself Nobody like me and be perfect for a day for free. Wouldn't that be fun? Although if you get too cocky you might get shot with a gun.
Rat Catchers Day
Is this day for catching rats or to celebrate cats? As they catch the rats, in the yard and under mats. Or is it talking about blabbermouths, stoolies, narcs and whatever else you call those ones, who try to get out of trouble by yapping tons.
Barbie in a Blender Day
Oh this would be hilarious if everyone accepted this day, although Barbie might be in a sad state of disarray. Poor Ken might be all alone too, oh well still be such fun to do.
Walk on Stilts Day
I see lots of broken legs in the future if this takes place, as many would fall flat on their face. For most have no balance at all and like Humpty Dumpty would take a great fall.
Goof Off Day
Hmmm I think I do this at least every other week, a full day might make my boredom peak. So I'd pass on this one, although for others it might be fun.
National Get Out of the Dog House Day
I laughed at this one, as many could use it to not run. No matter what one did, even if their significant other flipped their lid, poof all would be as it was, as the day states this just because.
Not Going to Take it Anymore Day
Oh this could cause much dismay, as saying whatever the heck you want on this day, could really cause one to become hated, hahaha oh that would make me elated.
Upsy Daisy Day
Still don't know what the heck this is? Maybe some sort of quiz? Upsy Daisy you say when you get pulled from the ground? Or a nose goes up your bum from a hound? Or just look on the bright side, no matter the incoming tide.
Hmmmmmm haven't we had enough of these? Doesn't it rain whenever mother nature would please? Or maybe a rain dance is what occurs, with people covered by nothing, not even furs. Good thing it's in summer, because one might think oh bummer. If it was cold and things were too small to look bold. hahaha Oh how I amuse myself, here at my shelf.
So I take my axe, slam it against a tree to the max, suck on a long piece of grass and add 100 pounds to my mass. Think I'd be able to pull if off? Don't laugh and scoff.
Hug Your Boss Day
Going to call this not going to happen day, as it just be weird to play. Especially now a days when you can get sued, just for a glance that is crude.
Meaning of "Is" Day
Hmmm and Hmmm some more, what the heck is this for? Is there a meaning to is? This one is a strange biz. But it's just another day to ponder crap I guess or make ones brain a mess.
Yeah no way I'm doing 365 or more of these, not even if you say please. You can click here and check them all out, some will make you shout. I just picked a few and gave them to you to view. They are the lets Face it Facts, even though 90% fall through the cracks. Also who comes up with this crap, a national day to take a nap? Oh well the days will continue to pass and a day will be just another day to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.