For this little diddy, I'll use a monkey named Kiddy. If you cry animal abuse and threaten to hang me by a noose, I'll make you a deal, as I'll show you're a nut before proving it isn't real.
So as Kiddy walked down the street, he stubbed the big toe on both his feet.
They popped up rather large, he now walked slow like he was large and in charge.
But he saw another ape, whose gaze he could not escape.
Popping his eyes, finding it was only a disguise.
A few veins went pop, as he went to a cop.
He explained how that man in the suit, was mocking him and he deserved a share of the loot.
The cop laughed quite a bit, telling him to pop a pill to cure his fit.
Instead Kiddy popped him in the face and the cuffs were slapped on causing him disgrace.
He fought back, going on the attack.
Popping his nose, as crowds begin to pose.
They even gave a pop, when he hit the cop.
The cop popped his taser out while Kiddy popped his lip out to pout.
The cop felt bad, Kiddy got glad.
Popped the cop in the ear, so he couldn't hear.
Then popped out some nasty words, making older folks pop their hands over the kids ears by the herds.
He grabbed the taser giving the cop an electric pop, watching him convulse and drop.
He popped a smile and walked off in style.
But noticed his face popping up all over town, like he won a big crown.
Instead "Wanted" is all it said, making him pop a hood over his head.
He popped into a shop but that was a flop.
As the owner noticed his face and whipped out some mace.
Popping him with some spray, causing lots of dismay.
His hood popped off his head and the cops were called no matter how much he plead.
He popped his arm on the rack only able to see a crack.
His knee got popped by a bat, boy did he feel that.
One eye popped right out, in a puddle it began to float.
He used some soda pop to clean his eye, now seeing a weird looking guy.
It looked like a hippo but how? Then along came a cow.
A hen popped in and some man in a tin.
A voice came from afar, causing him to suffer a side bar.
As up jumped a girl with a pop and his fun had to stop.
For supper was popped on a plate and his tale would have to wait.
OK that didn't go where I intended it too, but it had a pop or two. So I hope your eye's didn't strain, you didn't pop a vein or a pill, whether confused or you got a thrill. I guess you can pop your whole mass, even if you have a little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.