"Isn't this cat Greeeeeeeeeeat! I'll even rhyme since I'm on his plate."
"Yeah him and the Captain will make it happen, even with Brian and his dirty rapping."
"You'll never get me lucky charms, I installed plenty of alarms."
"What's that I smell? It's fruit loops I can just tell."
"I'm cuckoo for this cat, but steal my Cocoa Puffs and I'll squash you flat."
"Silly cat trix are for kids, but it doesn't stop me from licking the lids."
"Oh such snap, crackle and pop here, although you may want to have a pill handy we fear."
Too many people trying to yap at once at my place, Brian made the comment go bug him at his place.
"Because cat you're Greeeaaaaat and we all can relate."
"Yeah so don't pop your signature vein, Snap, Crackle and Pop are here to make sure you don't go insane."
Shut up and go away, you cause too much dismay. I'll do more than relieve myself in your cereal and it will be quite the raw material.
"What's that I smell, Oh it's gas not swell."
Keep your nose out of the air or I'll make your fruit loops go bare. You'll have none left and have to share with one of these others nuts, I miss the days of mutts.
"Are you cuckoo dear cat? I think we should talk to Pat."
Pat is just rolling his eyes at all of you, glad nothing with this post he has to do.
Drazin: "Cat Drazin is back and going to have you for lunch. Than Drazin is going to make a pair of slippers out of you and you're bimbo. Don't you just love the Great God Duke Drazin. What is this? Drazin didn't know there was a convention in town?"
"I take that back cat, this Drazin guy is as cuckoo as a nutty bat."
"Silly Drazin this is the home of the cat, stop trying to squash him flat."
"He thinks he's Greeeeaaat, but so full of hate."
"He needs more than the Captain to make that happen, the cat will never be dirt napping."
"Not even me lucky charms can help, his eyes glow, yelp."
"He has no snap, just a big yap. He has a bit of crackle, as he can cackle. Look at those eyes pop, cat just call a cop."
"I smell something from the gutter. Is he talking in the third person or did he stutter.?"
Great just what I need, this so called God clown coming to my feed, on top of these other mooks from a cereal box, I really, really need to get new locks.
Drazin: "Cat have you finally decided to run away and join the circus? Are you getting some practice in? Don't strain, as Drazin is going to cause you pain. Drazin will make sure you never get there. For Drazin is going to skin you alive, Drazin is going to wear you as slippers. Drazin...."
"Think we'll get lucky and he'll shut up soon, me thinks he's a bit of a loon."
"Wouldn't that be Greeeeaaat but I think he's a bit of a windbag mate."
"I think the nut house is calling this cuckoo back, as over the nest he must have flew to come and attack."
"Silly Drazin Trix are for kids, being a God you should know anyone else heaven forbids."
Who else wants to chime in, maybe Rin Tin Tin?
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
I've got another perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when shore is clean
And you can't them to see you as mean
Unwanted house guests by the bunch
Refusing to leave until you feed them lunch
At least your refrigerator is now clean too
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da
Pull a Fox and run them over with your car
Than you will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-do
"Silly cat Trix are better than a mouse, maybe one day you'll learn that from a spouse."
"Oh snap, those guys have an orange yap. They sure can crackle like a drone, with their little moan. Their green hair adds pop, as long as it's just on top."
"They smell magically delicious I'd say, whoops Lucky in your territory did I stray?"
"As long as you don't eat me lucky charms, I won't chop off your wings or arms."
"Isn't this Greeeeeaaaat all, don't you just love the cat's stall?"
"No wonder the cuckoo went extinct, it wasn't like the cat, so distinct."
"Wow maybe those green guys need some crunch, instead of all that candy for lunch."
Brian this is all your fault, bringing these guys to my vault. Just had to go and threaten to take a leak, when you came for a peek.
Drazin: "It's time Drazin put an end to this crap. Drazin will have bird stew, Drazin will have a Tiger rug, Drazin will have a new pot of gold, Drazin will pass a snap, crackle and pop with a flush, Drazin will make sure cuckoo's stay extinct, Drazin will sink your damn boat, Drazin will play basketball will round orange men, Drazin will have a lucky rabbit's foot and Drazin will have Drazin's cat slippers."
"Wow that's a cuckoo task for one guy, oh yeah you're a God, even though I think you lie."
"Let's get this goof as it will be Greeeeaaat when he goes poof."
Drazin: "What the...get away from the Great God Drazin...."
"Here have a pot of gold, wasn't that whack aside the head bold."
"You want a lucky rabbits foot, this one will make you go caput."
"The Captain will ram his mast, right up your..***, sorry kiddies moment of weakness there, the Captain usually doesn't rhyme or swear."
"Here's a snap to the eye, a crackle to make you fry and a pop along with a good bop."
"When we're through, you will be see circling cuckoos."
"I will smell something vile, when we make your pants fill with a pile."
"Some greeeaaat God you are, I hope you don't fall too far."
Oh what the heck, why not make the trek and use the same trick twice, as this Drazin guy is as blind as those mice. With a hop, skip and a jump from the cat, once again off the balcony goes Drazin kersplat. Back in the trash where he belongs, letting out his same old songs.
Drazin: "Drazin will get you cat and the rest of those creatures will become nothing but a stat."
"Guess he's not lucky at all, that was quite the fall."
"Oh that was greeeeeaat for sure, I love taking the rhyming tour."
Not for long, as you don't belong. So if you don't clear out, I won't pout or shout. I'll take a share of your revenue, for cluttering up my avenue.
"Oops got to go, the Captain wouldn't want his income to slow."
"Yeah Trix may be for kids, but no one takes the rabbit's bids."
"Oh snap time to go, lets crackle and pop away from this show."
"I smell fruit loops, time to round up the toucan troops."
"You're not that greeeaaat, taking my royalties isn't your fate."
"I'm the last of my kind, so I have to support a whole cuckoo species you will find."
"You won't be lowering my pot of gold, wow you're cold."
And away they scurry as I caused them financial worry. At least now I know how to make them go. See now wasn't that quite confusing from your host, don't forget to thank Brian for bringing about this post. So that's the lets Face it Facts of the day, aren't you glad you came my way? I might invest in some rings of brass, so next time I can beat them up with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.