So as of late word verification has been getting some love or hate, depending on the mate. I can say since I turned it off, no spam crap has made me scoff. So there may not be much point to it after all. Of course saying that now will probably bring a bunch of crap to my hall. But that's neither here or there, as I'm sure most don't care, wanting me to stop my yapping and let Google to the scrapping.
Yeah we'll pretend it's them a bit, as can't fully or they'd have a fit. They might get mad at the cat and banish me to some bare corner of the map, just for flapping my trap. The cat doesn't like the cold and plus at the moment Google doesn't need to be told. So what am I going on about? Instead of word verification, I'm going to give some search keywords a shout. As I was bored and having a look and some were so funny I had to write a book, or umm post, highlighting some of the phrases that help people find your host.
Now for starters there is the lets Face it Facts, of course I said that so many times it's brought quite a few acts. So that was a given to all, who has come to my rhyming stall. But now the fun begins and just so you know Grammar Nazi I didn't commit these sins.
So they came to visit it's rhyme time, to see my rhyming chime. Oh no it was its rhyme time, as my stairs they started to climb. Damn it wait, it was its rhyme time\. Yep they committed a grammar crime. Oh no I'm wrong once more, as they used its' rhyme time to visit my shore. Oh crap I was wrong, it was its rhyme time' they used to come see the irish drinking song. Or maybe it was rhymetime24, this is confusing, thank God there is no more.
One found their way with damn rhyme, probably a pissed off mime. Another looked up rhyming cat, I'm famous how about that? Here is a fun one that might make the mutts mad, as mutt that sniffs butts was used to find this rhyming lad. Oh I mean cat, but you knew that.
Here is a big long confusing one, rhymes little bad in good and a little good in bad, boy was that a ton. No idea who would actually type out all of that, but I bet they got a thrill when they came to see the cat. Speaking of long and nuts, this one probably created finger cuts. Typing this out in Google would be insane, I'd pop a vein. rhyme with, you wouldn't want to miss a celebration such as, maybe they were looking for jazz?
Rhyme to make you smile, I think I can do that one for a good long while. The all seeing eye pyramid came through, bringing another to view. But big words you can use to rhyme with left me high and dry. At least they could have told the word before saying bye. Cat names that end in y, now there was a clever guy. Does Orlin or Cassie end in that? Nope, not even Pat. Or that Drazin nut, I think Google got stuck in a rut. But if they wanted to send them my way, I guess that's OK.
Create a rhyme brought one here, probably some thieving nut I fear. But the cat won't judge, maybe just hold a small grudge. Back in time rhyme, maybe he wanted to go 88mph and go back when gas was a dime. Because I'm so clever. Who me? Oh I'll take it if you must praise my endeavour.
Do you no to wash your hands rhymes, maybe they wanted to see how not to catch germs from even limes. Heck with the germs gone they could work on spelling a tad better, as they wouldn't want to type like that in any official letter.
Fetching the cat limited edition, so if I'm limited can I charge a commission? But I don't play fetch, so that was a bit of a stretch. All the good times was so fun, sounds like a little too much for someone. And makes two about a fat, now really who the heck would search for something like that? Playing it back rhymes, guess they wanted to read me multiple times.
Now for the two that put this idea in my head and might cause some dread. But I found them funny and they just made this idea that much more sunny. Kiss my ass rhymes, I might have said that in a few of my chimes. Do fruit loops cause gas, if they do you can get rid of it by jumping around like my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.