So last night Betsy was seeing Santa Claus in the sky, I swear it's not a lie. Or for those without their contacts in fry. Of course with this heat your eyes may also be dry. Just so you know he never responded to the flag I stuck up, guess he didn't want to fill my tin cup. Mean old fart, I hope he gets beat out by Wal-mart..haha
But I walked by the television as Pat let me out of the room and saw a big cloud that continued to loom. Yes I'm stuck here with all those horrible cats for a few days, as Pat procrastinates for two weeks in many different ways. On vacation from work, so may be a tad slow from time to time coming to lurk.
As I was saying, I thought it was a cloud as the TV was playing, but they were yapping about the 20 most toxic states. Have to admit I was wrong on my guess here at my gates. As obviously I'd pick New York from all the smog and crap, but that didn't even make the top 20 lap.
I think you can guess what number one was, if you got my whole Santa buzz. As poor old Ohio won the race, having the highest toxic trace. There is only like five on the list I would have guessed, maybe being Canadian makes my picks kind of messed.
Of course the bigger the state, the more crap it can create. So that probably has to be taken into affect too, plus it's probably more a news scare tactic, to get you to watch and turn blue. Just found it interesting because it fit with the cloud theme yesterday and my guesses were wrong at my way. So in this case my facts were way off, does this list make you scoff?
No matter what we do we'll never escape some toxic crap, as it's in something everywhere, on every corner of the map. But I suppose some could be worse, at least now I know why Santa didn't come open his purse. Damn Ohio toxic gas, disappointing my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.