Made it to 100 rhymes. Never thought I'd make it past ten times. Guess the cat has more rhyming then he ever knew, as he keeps coming up with something new. Except of course with the usual words, which can be found by the herds. Yet we all know those, so out this goes, to an e-mail I received a while back. As I saved it for the 100th attack.
"Rhyme is not poetry it's as simple as that."
Looks like someone took a few minutes out of their day, maybe five or ten if they couldn't find the words to say, such a compelling argument, even afraid to comment. Of course I could do a whole post on Peacock, with some gutter talk, least nothing will get in the way when they walk, could make it bigger by adding a sock, yeah you can see where I'd go from there, I don't even need to swear.
So for this post I searched high and low, for a Non-Rhyme Nazi to bring to my show. Just to see what could occur and if I could ruffle his fur. The following is what came about, from this old stick up the butt goat.
A rift on those with their nose in the air with a mightier than thou blare.
"Rhyming is an outdated tacky way for half wit people to roll around in something common as dirt. There is no reason anyone should be using it any more with all the forms out there. They should be coming up with a new form that shows the visuals of the words, something I can critic without thinking of Dr. Seuss."
Sounds like someone is upset, that his needs haven't been met. That a guy rhyming has made tons of dough, while you are still unable to go. That stick really has to hurt, was it tough to insert?
"You are unable to see the quality of your work has no valid point. Where as such writings that say something about life and death with a simple set of words can do much more."
So are you saying I should apply to Hallmark, they have a card for life, death, even Santa and probably every national park.
"Make fun all you wish, as I'm right and that is all there is to it. The many other forms are more defined and by simple definition alone they hold more meaning."
A dictionary has a simple definition of life, oh that must cause you strife. As it can define whatever it wants, even some little nudges and taunts. But it can't explain the meaning of life, damn I just stabbed you with a knife.
"You go ahead and be myopic, keeping with the same old form, following the foot steps of others and not improving upon the art form like so many. I guess whatever floats your boat."
So many people do this? Wow I didn't know that must really make you remiss. Also did you just see what you did? Oh you rhymed heaven forbid. Uh-oh I'm a gamer and said "Spray and Pray" guess I only say that once a day. Oops I now work at a restaurant and say "Chew and Screw" or "Eat it and Beat it" does that make you have a fit? I could go on and on, yet you'll still have the stick up your rear come dawn.
"That is just mindless people giving clever names to mundane tasks. There is no real thought behind it, like the words of something more profound on something so simple."
Doesn't it take a thought before one can speak? Even if the words are dumb that they seek? Hmmm guess you make as much sense as the people you call dense.
"Oh you are insufferable, I can't get through to you, but know my views are correct, this is all I'm saying on the the matter."
And so flies the Non-Rhyme Nazi from my shore, sounding like a bit of a bore and not really stating anything relevant in his tour. Maybe I should have let him speak more? Yeah then some more blowhard stick talk, is all that would come out causing many to balk.
Isn't it fun how some think they know it all, heck why even bother to do anything when you have them to answer the call. They seem to know all the worldly views, yet they have to hide in the shadows when they try to abuse. The Internet, heck anything online, seems to bring about big people who are always right and just shine. Yet face to face they can't say a thing, I guess out of mommy's basement such words they are no longer able to sling.
Hey at least this Peacock person was good for one thing, for an amusing post he/she did bring. So who says that stick isn't good for some fun, as I just had a ton. The cat and Pat can take whatever one wants to dish out and just smile and gloat, as most don't matter, sitting on their butt criticizing and getting fatter. But some people it does affect and the stupid opinions they can't deflect, causing unneeded grief, putting a stop, sometimes forever, to their belief.
It be nice if the stick people would shut their yap and stop pretending they are always right all over the map. But alas with more and more social networking tracks, we'll probably never see the end and that's the facts. Now that is all for today class, as for the 100th time I run off with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.