Damn it, go away I'm trying to type. What is your gripe? Shoe fly don't bother me, you're as pesky as a flea. But I guess if the shoe fits, meaning I'll squash you to bits. Not that it would be a hard feet. I'll squash you when you land on my seat.
Stop buzzing overhead, land so I can cause your sole dread. What do you think it would be called if you're squashed with one shoe? Think a sole killer would do? I'm sorry this shoe looks rather old, Pat doesn't have many because he doesn't fold. At the newest pair like many of the opposite gender, going on a shoe bender.
But with crappy shoes he has a good DVD collection to boot. To bad you're buzzing I'm not able to mute. Maybe you'll get lucky with a Shoeshank Redemption, then I might give you an exemption. Or maybe you'll shoe em up, trying to tie them like a young pup. Heck maybe you'll pull a Heart and Soles, letting someone else take the controls.
But sense I'm only using one shoe, would saying the other was a lonely sole be true? Would it leave a Hole in your sole as well? Then it might Shoe me all night long on the Highway to Hell. It could then be a whole new shoe, that might do.
Maybe you should just shoe along, before I give you the boot for staying so long. So as I go on scheming to steal your sole, I guess you could blame dVerse for this shoe patrol. Oh you landed doesn't my shoe shine, wait it smells like someone went to the loo in mine. Oops it looks like Pat stepped in something well outside, I guess he wasn't wanting each stride.
So that would mean at least his feet are clean. So the shoe is on the other foot now, drawing in this fly literally like a fly on shoe wow. Yeah it's all thanks to what rhymes with it, as Pat tramped in it a bit. This has been the Face it Facts of the day, so shoe along okay? Or I'll give you some more shoe sass and a wiggle to boot from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.