So as Pat was at work, going here and there to lurk. He sent this to the cat, an email they sent around at the work mat. It was too fun not to use, especially with how much I port a pottie abuse.
What could she be going in? Maybe a high tech garbage bin. Look at such reflective glass. Would you have guessed it is for your ass? Yes when you feel a tingle and have to go, no longer do blue little buildings steal the show. As in you trot and now they've made it so you won't get caught.
As once inside you can see far and wide. Who knew using the can could be a fun ride? No need for a paper or magazine, as you get to watch the daily scene. Plus you can see if someone is outside, trying to get in and know if they lied. When they say they really have to go, you can now tell by the actions they show. That would be quite weird indeed, with all those people about some might not let things be freed and be worse off than before. Oh the pain of taking the one way mirror port a pottie tour.
Now imagine if you were drunk or in some kind of funk and looked down to see this. The ground you might miss, grasping at this and that, until you realize it's the same as a floor mat. This would actually be rather nifty to have I say, might scare the germy users away..haha.
And if you think I would ever do this. All you'll get is a hiss. Plus Pat would never let me at all. As he'd have to leave the seat up and in I would fall. Yes I've taken a dive in here and there, that water just calls me, it's so unfair. But the litter I will take and in cat toilet training is something which I will never partake.
Either way the Face it Facts are no port a pottie I would ever use, but I can use them to abuse and the later to maybe confuse. That would be quite the rouse. I'll take my tush and go in a bush, if need be and that is all from me. On a new kind of port a pottie. But they need something to replace the phone booth you see. So I guess this is the next best thing. I wonder if they are sound proof in case you want to sing? Oh this is all just giving me gas, so off I go with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.