Those five kitties on Betsy's lawn.
Why are you giving them the time of day, boring, yawn.
Cassie shut your yap. This is my place to flap.
And that you do. Do you want an award or two?
Ignore Miss Priss for today. She's just mad she can't rhyme and play.
Yeah that really makes me sad. That you are such a rhyming lad. I'm sure the female cats just love that, keep it up you so called wild cat.
Oh shut up already, you annoy me quite steady. That's right ignore me and lick your behind, I hope something brown and yucky you find.
So in the pic that was sent, with one wanting us to come and the other a bit bent. Doesn't it look like he is thinking really hard, while she is enjoying the yard? Yes they have names, but I'm not playing their games. So frik n frak, is all they'll get from my attack.
As cats I have seen a ton and I don't want to see another one. So having me visit would be quite a commotion. But maybe that Tiger fellow would get an added promotion. As you two might not be so pretty, wouldn't that be a pity?
Oh you are so full of hot air. You'd probably just run away from that pair.
Who asked you? Go back to cleaning off your do do.
The only do do around here is that little thing between your ears. Look I got plenty of cheers. See I will always win. Even at your rhyming garbage bin.
Okay Miss Priss you are toast. I'm going to pack you up and ship you off to the coast.
At least I'd be rid of you. So do what you think you have to do.
Oh go away and leave me be. Go get stuck in a tree.
Just what I thought full of hot air. Or too cheap to pay the freight fare.
Yeah you go fill your gut. At least it will keep your mouth shut.
So I guess the Face it Facts of this little rant. Are one can invite while the other can recant, meaning one says one thing and one says another. Isn't it fun to have an annoying sister or brother?
No! Not really. I'd like to be alone ideally.
Alright enough of you. Time I used my kitty kung fu.
You mean a quick dash and then try to blind me with a flash. Sorry you have nothing left there to see, guess you can't beat me.
Look what you two black cats did, you better hope I never get to your grid. Or things may go bad for you. Yeah he may yell boo. Oh that be so scary wouldn't it, causing you to have a fit.
Time I crush you with my mass and that is all out of my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.