So as Pat was doing book number two, the cat heard him say shit and hit backspace on cue. The cat thought it was rather fun and just had to give this one a run. So the Face it Facts of this one can see, really quite easily.
backspace - "shit I screwed up. Whoops it wasn't me, the damn computer is at fault for this hiccup. Stupid keyboard didn't repeat the keys I hit. It did it again time for another fit."
shift - "I really want you to hear me. I want to SHIFT words for you to see. Can't you tell I'm SHOUTING at you, as I hit shift on cue"
caps lock - "I REALLY WANT YOU TO HEAR ME. I'M ANGRY AND WANT YOU TO SEE. TAKE PITY ON ME AND GIVE ME SOME ATTENTION, AFTER ALL MY BIG WHINING DON'T I DESERVE A MENTION. YOU HEARD ME RIGHT? DOESN'T IT SOUND LIKE I'M A BIG INTERNET BULLY THAT WANTS TO FIGHT?"
esc - "An easy way to make someone shut their yap. blah blah blah esc, phew out of that gap. Oh it hurts the eyes or they are such lies. esc and all is good, make it for real life they should."
ctrl - "I'm holding down the button making you under my spell. ctrl, ctrl, ctrl it's not working what the hell."
space - "Maybe if I add an extra space here and an extra space there, no one will see or care. It could look long and they'd think I'm right and not wrong."
f1, f2,....., f12 - "I hate this fing thing. One time I want the f word to fling. Oh now there is ten of you, ten times f**k is due. Damn there is just too many people I need it for. If added the keyboard would stretch right out the door."
print screen - "I've got you now, you cheating cow. I got proof of your evil affair. I now know you've been cheating with a grizzly bear. Oh the shame, you bring on my name."
alt - "I want to see rainbow colors making my words look hippy. alt, alt, alt, damn nothing is occurring this is rather trippy."
insert, delete, home, end, page up, page down - "I guess they needed to waste some room, as twice on the keyboard they bloom. Maybe if I hit each one at the same time, things will automatically rhyme. What if I hit page up and page down, nothing will happen making me frown. Inserting can be fun, although as useless as the other one. Delete can be great, right after you use f1 you can say goodbye mate. Home and end, are just a useless trend. So they are stuck on there twice to give a pair for those suffering from a vice."
enter - "Now that all has been done, I want to do another one. enter, enter, enter time to start anew and give another rhyme to view. As even if I'm crass, you can never esc, maybe just use f12, my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.