"You had to press the button. You just couldn't leave it be. Oh no! Not you, you stupid rhyming ass."
What my oh so loving sister Cassie was referring to was a package that came saying past due. Since I am quite the curious cat, I ripped it open before it could be seen by Pat. Just as he came in from emptying the garbage bin, I got done. It looked like we had won. It said "push here to finally claim your prize." In hindsight that was a little unwise.
For some big contraption popped out of the box, as I jumped on the button like an ox. It trapped the three of us in a cage type thing and then a phone below us began to ring. As Pat hit the button we all went poof and once again ended up in another little goof.
Yes! That means Drazin, the so called god, was back. Gung Ho also were there giving us flack. That Voiceover Guy was here too and Pat has once again gone Arthur type cuckoo.
All was orchestrated by this Riot Man clown, who wanted to give one of us a crown. This just is going to be bad news, I need some red ruby shoes, to click three times and go home. For now we are stuck in some great big caged dome.
"This is Riot Man here coming to you live from Madison Triangle Pasture and tonight we have quite the riot on our hands. From far away godly lands we have Drazin, who should come out guns a blazin."
"You let Drazin out of here! Drazin is going to put Drazin's foot up your ass. Then you'll really have something to riot about. Drazin has had enough let Drazin out!"
"For a so called god he does not seem to be much of a threat. But he could be a safe bet. Next up is the team of Gung Ho. Gung is Hung and Ho is slow...ummm....in the know....gottta go....just a hoe?"
"Ho, he makes fun of you just as well as I do."
"Gung, that riot fools bell really needs to be rung."
"I'll have to work on that for a later date. Voiceover Guy is up next and he seems filled with hate."
"As I stared at the unlikely crew surrounding me. I had but one question, one question to end all questions. The devestation it could cause if not answered. For we were all trapped in this cage with nowhere to go. I meant that literally, I hoped they all got my whiff."
"Yes, that surely could turn out to be a mess. I never thought of that I must confess. Then there is Pat, the nut with too many voices under his Hatt."
"Arthur is all that remains and with Excalibur I will slay you riot demon. The force is with me."
"Umm Gung, isn't that Star Wars?"
"Yeah it is Ho, but let's just let him go with it."
"And the last addition to my riot ensemble are two felines, who cross all kinds of lines. Cassie dubbed Miss Priss and Orlin the rhyming nut, who you truly do not want to miss."
"This is all your fault again. I'm getting dirty and I'll have to bath myself for hours when I get home. I'll get a hairball and it's all your fault."
Do you see what I have to deal with every day? Maybe I secretly wanted to hit the button to get away. But I guess it did not work very well, as all of these mooks came with me straight to this hell.
"The stage has been set. So place your bet. Who will win? Who will sin? The Riot Man has gone through great trouble to get them all here. Watch on with fear, give a cheer and watch it, Drazin might bite off someones ear. Oops! That was already done, we would not want people to think this was a rerun."
"Drazin hates you fleabags and will make you slippers. But Drazin doesn't like fools waking Drazin up and dragging Drazin here. So Drazin is going to shove Drazin's godly foot up that riot freaks ass, then Drazin will make slippers out of the two of you."
"He's talking in the third person, he thinks he's a god and yet he has the nerve to call that riot guy a freak."
"You might want to wait until we aren't trapped with him to make fun. For we wouldn't want to get chased again by the bald one."
"Thy crown shall shine upon thee demon and you will tremble in fear. Do you feel lucky punk? Well do you?"
"Ho, wasn't that Dirty Harry?"
"Gung, I think that Pat guy has a screw lose or two."
"Does thee wish to have words? I'll give you a cowabunga dude."
"Gung, did he really just say that?"
"Ho, I think he did."
Those two kept guessing Pat's mixed up voices he continued to spew, as that Riot Man fool continued to view. Drazin just banged away on the cage, while Cassie and I wished we could flip the page.
"The godly one showed his awesome might. For he made the very walls tremble at his shouts. While everyone else laughed, delighted at his idle threats. A god of the ages I tell you folks. Gung Ho were not exactly gung ho to go anywhere and they continued to peer at Pat. As he moved from referencing Arthur to Lassie herself. Yes he actually barked and his territory was about to be marked. When he changed once again. It must be tough living with all those voices. I on the other hand watched the cage rattle at all the blithering that was taking place and thus sparked an idea in the cat. The feline would save the day."
That voiceover nut did spark an idea and I knew we had to give a cheer. So I got everyone in the middle butt to butt. Yes, even that Drazin nut. Then we just sang out, as that Riot Man continued to shout. It seemed these Face it Facts were all wrong and he wanted us to battle it out with swords in a thong. Yeah, that would be tough to picture for sure. Plus it be quite disturbing and so much more. Now all we had to do was rattle the cage and continue to let our voices rage.
Drazin is going to kill you.
Gung, what should we do?
Ho, what should we say?
"The place was in complete disarray"
These guys can't stay on tune.
Drazin will blast you to the moon.
Thou shall not demon slime.
Look you all can rhyme.
Shut up! You stupid cat.
Drazin will squash you flat.
Gung, I wonder if he'll use a car.
Ho, is my singing sub par?
Now all at once.
Let's end this Riot dunce.
It is starting to crack.
One more time pack.
Drazin hates all of you.
Thou are the equivalent of poo.
Gung, I wondered about that smell.
"I damned them all to hell."
The bars cracked on one side and Drazin stepped up with one big stride. He kicked in the bars and walked on through. He grabbed Riot Man by the throat and waited until he turned blue.
"Now do you have anything to say to Drazin? Drazin can't hear you? Is Drazin not saying it clearly for you? What's that? Drazin is too much of a god for you to contain? Yeah that Drazin knew. You look good in blue. Drazin rhymed like the cat. How about that? Speaking of fleabags."
Drazin dropped the riot nut and he passed out. I knew what was coming next from his shout. He wanted to try once more, to take the cat slipper tour.
"So not only does he talk in the third person, but he answers his own questions. Wow! Drazin you truly must be a God."
Drazin was not about to take any more of Cassie's retorts and ran at her missing of sorts. As the mook fell for the same old trick in his rage, as Cassie jumped through the square hole in the cage. He could not slow down and his head went through the hole looking like a bald little crown. The poor silly schmuck, got his head stuck. Cassie slapped her tail in the air, as he began to wail how it was no fair.
"Thou has less wit than a cat. Thou really must not be a god. Now who you gonna to call?"
"Ho, that one was to easy."
"Yeah Gung, it was also a tad cheesy."
"Drazin will have Drazin's slippers before winter sets in. Let Drazin out of here. You! Voiceover wacko, push Drazin out of here."
"God helps those who helps themselves was all I could muster, as the whole slew of characters began to laugh and we left Riot Man's pathetic attempt at a bout. He didn't even have that Buffer character, it was so disappointing. To anyone who spent money on such a thing. Take comfort in knowing as we left the arena we found the return package, hit the button and got home. All going away and living happily ever after, besides Drazin, who was still crying out insults as we left."
And once home, I did not want to roam. I was tired after once again dealing with that character mass and had to rest my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.