So after Fred talked about the moose and law the other day, I went and found many to my dismay. Yeah, I even found some with moose and one could even reflect a goose. If you are into that kind of thing. Oh the bad images that starts to bring.
Now depending on where you are, whether near or far, this could apply to you. So watch what you do. As I give some Face it Facts on many interesting illegal acts.
Bad You! It's Illegal To....
Tie a pet dog on the roof of your car.
If you do that you deserve to get hit with a guitar.
Get divorced what so ever.
If there, you better think twice about the marriage endeavour.
To climb trees.
Yeah because it is such an awful disease.
One may not sniff glue.
Not even if you know kung fu.
To kiss on a train.
Yeah your dog drool causes others pain.
To push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
I guess if it's not moving no one will pop a vein.
May not slurp soup.
Or in the law will swoop.
Liquor stores can't sell milk.
Not even if you trade silk.
May not fish on a camel's back.
You might give the poor thing a heart attack.
Drive a camel down the highway.
Umm can you drive a camel anyway?
Throw a ball at someones head for fun.
Even when, to some, it should be done.
Milk another persons cow.
Yeah that they just can't allow.
To fish drunk.
I know your hopes have now sunk.
To sell one's eye.
Have to really be a hard up girl or guy.
Whistling underwater is one too.
Is that something one can even do?
Take more than three sips of beer at one time while standing.
What happens if you get drunk? Counting to three could be quite demanding.
To sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
But you can sell them to buy a jet.
On Sunday people can not relieve themselves and look up.
Not even if going in a cup.
For more than five women to live in one house.
Does that count cat, dog or mouse?
Can be fined for flirting.
That is quite disconcerting.
When raining you can't water your lawn.
If you did anyway it means your brains are long gone.
To go to college you must be intelligent.
Who decides such a development?
Every office must have a view of the sky.
So when it is falling you know you are about to die.
Can't pay for a 50 cent item with all pennies.
Guess you have to break out the twenties.
A pillow is considered a passive weapon.
So if you have one, get to steppin'.
To have oral sex.
No matter how much you flex.
But here is the kicker.
For those the equivalent of a butt licker.
It is legal for a male to do it with an animal as long as it doesn't exceed 40 pounds.
Oh the sounds, run cats, run flamingos, run hounds.
So if all of this causes dismay.
Wait for that one special day.
For at some bay.
It's illegal to arrest someone on Sunday.
Now would that make it legal to do something illegal? Or just illegal to get someone for being illegal until it is legal? There I confused you all after my legal fun and now I am done. See what can happen from a Moose pass. It brought up this little ditty from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.