The Face it Facts of this are simple enough and won't get too rough. For at work the other day, I got a phone call and some dumb person began to say, that I won a trip. Right! I gave them some lip and then went click. Not going to fall for their stupid trick.
So that coupled with the ideas forming in my head, is what brought on this little rhyming thread. As far as a regular thing goes. What to do, What to do was just so fun to compose, that I may have to do it for other things, from traffic to flings. Now enough with my yapping. It's time my What to do started flapping.
What to do, What to do
An Unwanted Phone Call Review
Unwanted crap begins to flow.
So what can you do?
Here's a thing or two.
Breathe heavy into the phone.
Give off a little moan.
Talk in morse code.
Listen as their patience begins to erode.
Give ransom demands.
Talk with your hands.
Dial a number while still on the line.
Rant how cannibals are fine.
Repeat everything they say.
Pretending there is an echo at your bay.
Talk in rhyme.
It can be a fun time.
Grab some chips and chew real loud.
Change voices acting as if you're in a crowd.
Pretend you are a recording.
It can be so rewarding.
Talk really fast than slow than fast.
Their brain will be in a cast.
Ask for another quarter to continue.
Or the conversation will discontinue.
Answer everything with a question.
Or with a suggestion.
Answer everything with the same word.
Chirp like a bird.
Meow like a cat.
Pretend to be a pet from a dog to a rat.
Act like your drunk.
And in some ranting funk.
Pretend God has been reached.
And some word needs to be preached.
Talk in the third person.
Listen as things worsen.
Ask if they want a kangaroo.
Say you'll throw in a platapus too.
Constantly ask for Sue.
Pretend you're using the loo.
Say they've reached 911.
Or they should dial 69 for their sex fun.
Ask if they have a favorite scary movie.
Pretend to die cruelly.
Ask "Where's Waldo?" over and over.
Pluck a flower or clover.
"Hang up" "Don't Hang up" Hang Up"
Pretend to have the hiccups.
Claim you can smell them over the phone.
Act like you're stuck in a cyclone.
Give them the weather report.
Act like your commentating a sport.
So there are some alternatives to going click.
Warning! You could get pegged as a prick.
But oh it will be fun.
You know you want to try one.
So the first of What to do is through. Now you know something new and the next time you get a call, go ahead and have a ball.Throw in some of your own sass or just use the plenty given off by my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.