Damn! I need to make a call. Oh what's some radiation.
Where is a phone booth stall. So what if it leads to castration.
I hear some guy changes in these. I like my cell phone.
In winter things must freeze. It always lets me bitch and groan.
Stop being so fizzy. You don't have to go far.
My three whole channels make me dizzy. Mine's as big as your car.
Why is life in black and white? 50,000 channels from porn to grass.
That Godzilla suit sure is a fright. Just makes it easier to sit on your ass.
Why would you want that? Can fit in my pocket too.
It's as big as a flat. From anywhere I can track you.
Joshua has no need to play a game. An instant rock star I can be.
Just drop the thing and it will maim. Just have to strip and show my booty.
Stand and try to smile. Can go all snap happy.
This could take a while. Whether fun or sappy.
An hour goes by and wait for it. With a phone, a button, even a pen.
No wonder you look cranky a bit. Who's watching you in your den?
I don't have a match. Spins on a plate.
Guess we'll have to waste this batch. Gut its fate.
Or just eat it raw. A fact many seem to neglect.
Rubbing two sticks worked, Hurrah! As chin and tummy begin to intersect.
What is that smell? Rubber as far as the eye can see.
We need to excel. Helping you with your shopping spree.
If only we had a few more horses. While sucking you dry at the pump.
Or alternate fuel sources. Be safer to stay home and hump.
Slap your behind down. Nice and white.
Viewable to the whole town. What a delight.
As the waste builds below. And paper too.
Hey! We've all got to go. The best idea that grew.
Dear editor you suck. I really hate this crap.
I hate my luck. Seconds later, poof in a blog lap.
By the time you read this I'll be a year older. Connected instantly world wide.
And you sir, will be no bolder. Oops I may have lied.
Yet no matter the time.
No matter the reason or rhyme.
Today or way back when.
All is said through pen.
So their is my dVerse showing, by now you should be one of the knowing. But if you are still a tad confused and once again feel abused, never fear, as things will become clear. As time goes on and ideas begin to dawn. That's the best hint you'll get from me, at least for free. What? You still want a date lass? I think you really misunderstood my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.