So the Face it Facts are simple today. I was over at LMF's way and I guess she has a crush on Iron Man maybe it's the suit that makes her a fan. Yeah really it is RDJ I will confess and that started this whole mess. And just think if you are having a bad day, you can pretend to be dyslexic your way. Then it will be FML instead. Look where that led?
She wants to watch every movie of his, which of course had me go back to the movie biz. I said I seen fifty or so. Which I will sorta prove at my show.
For I will go all Sherlock Holmes on the case,
With no Due Date at my place.
For The Incredible Hulk might get mad.
Of course the psycho Zodiac would be glad.
A Scanner Darkly you should skip,
Johnny Be Good is kind of hip.
The U.S. Marshals may clobber him though.
If The Gingerbread Man were to show.
Take your favorite swearing picks,
And use them on Game 6.
I'd rather be hit with a ton of bricks.
Then EVER again watch that big steamy pile of dog mix.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang!
The Singing Detective has sang.
The Shaggy Dog is quite the mutt.
Sniffing Iron Man's butt.
Iron Man 2 was a pile of crap.
So the dog took a nap.
Weird Science might send you back.
To 1969 or to some strange shack.
Gothika might make you scared,
Those Heart and Souls shared.
Air America will fly you away.
Chances Are there will be no dismay.
The Pick Up Artist might cause some.
Natural Born Killers will shoot off your thumb.
Quite the Danger Zone,
Just watching that last one will make you groan.
Back to School!
You Firstborn fool.
Two Guys and a Girl,
Will give Tuff Turf a whirl.
Are you a True Believer yet?
Whoopi and her Soapdish will help I bet.
Guess I know Less than Zero.
Hail Caesar the conquering hero.
That Tropic Thunder sounds loud.
Sure Charlie Bartlett is proud.
As are the Wonder Boys,
Home for the Holidays with all their toys.
Only You can prevent forest fires.
I think Bowfinger crossed my wires.
In Dreams you should go.
With a One Night Stand and the lights low.
The Soloist would even play a tune.
So your date you can swoon.
Looks like I'm a lying err ummm duck.
So Good Night and Good Luck.
Yes! Upon further reflection and with a little bit of extra detection, I have only seen forty one. I guess I jumped the gun. Oh well only nine off, so don't scoff. I am sure there will be nine more, that I will take the movie tour. So there we go LMF lass. Now I'm certain forty one have been seen by my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.