I guess it's my rhyming stuff or simply how I huff and puff, for all the cat seems to find, are crazy people following my behind. Oh never fear. Brian, Betsy, LMF, Elisa, Fred and the many others aren't the topic of this cheer. What you thought they were? Hmmm that could ruffle their crazy umm lack of fur.
And moving on, I long for the days of just being chased by a dog at my lawn. Now it seems I found a whole pack and brain shuts is surely on the attack. For each stranger I came across, with danger they seemed to be at a loss.
The first guy thought he was so clever,
Trying to prove a point with his endeavor.
He ran with scissors down the hall.
Slipped on a banana and stabbed himself as he went for a great fall.
Let's just say something won't be rising any more,
As when he stood up it was not just a banana lying on the floor.
Another lass thought see was being nice.
No longer satisfied with feeding ducks a slice.
So she went and fed a bear,
Let's just say she no longer has any hair.
The next nut tried to traverse thin ice,
And he paid the price.
Now he's the man in blue.
A carnival act performing for all of you.
This mook was just plain ewww.
He wanted to prove pissing in the wind untrue.
Let's just say he now is wise,
But still might have a burning feeling in his eyes.
Another crossed the road without looking.
A pine box she is now booking.
It's just so sad and too bad.
That robot dog was such a clever lad.
Want to see a human roll like an animal at the zoo?
Then playing with fire is due.
He stopped, he dropped, he rolled.
Luckily the fire was controlled.
For now no eyebrow guy,
Can also give the circus a try.
Then this mook talked to a stranger,
I guess he mistook him for the Lone Ranger.
When really Zorro it was and if I can give one tip.
From his response forget about any enjoyment from a whip.
Glad I kept my distance from this frightful show. I guess these brain shuts nuts were just not in the know. But they learned the facts the hard way and hopefully in their head they will stay. Before they get to trying laughing gas and really annoy my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.