Pat shoved us in a cage and took us for a trip, to the place with tons of cats that I give plenty of lip, and I looked out the window at the cars passing by. On every few I spotted a bumper sticker or two with my little rhyming eye.
I guess you would drive with your feet. That be kind of neat.
I guess I talk a ton, as I have quite the gas gun.
Oh damn! We'll be stuck here forever. Blondes don't seem too clever.
I suppose that's a usual thing. I bet your finger is tied off with lots of string.
Depends on how it is percieved I guess. But a prick can make quite the mess.
You can't remember shit? Or to shit? Either way must cause a fit.
How would you do that? Bag it and walk around with it like a hat? Until you found one and then hope you could hit it as you run.
Yes that vacuum cleaner sure does suck. Or did you mean my truck?
We would be here all day, seems to be many at play.
I know poor me, no one likes me at my rhyming sea.
So if it doesn't piss me off at all, does that mean you have hit a wall.
Made you look was not good enough? I bet you think you are tough.
haha oh so true. Most do not have a clue.
At least you have a style. Losing always isn't so vile.
Pucker up buttercup.
And you answered the phone to find out? Well idiot don't pout.
Maybe that is why mutts chase them away. I guess that are good for something at least once a day.
haha too bad you couldn't throw them out as easy. Especially those that are sleazy.
So if you use each hand. I guess you are grand?
I did not know you could scream out your ass. You do know by sending it to the trunk it won't work as gas?
Yeah I agree, your opinion can't be heard at my sea.
At first glance, could be quite the stance.
I guess you lose. Blame the booze.
With those heads up there in yours that land is full. Maybe you could push and pull.
Either way put it back. That thing could fit a wall plaque.
Que the violin. That's why pigeons always win. Oops I just ate one. I guess I ruined their fun.
haha I won't even go there. Those two P's are quite the pair.
That is easy to do. Still put it back, not something I want to see from you.
I'm sure there is a reason. Oh wait! We're in America, step on a crack and commit treason..hahaha
And there you go in the ditch. I guess you now have time to scratch your phone itch.
Is that legal to do? Maybe some woman will want to grow a few.
Been there done that. Guess being loonie means I'll never be a fully broke cat.
Certaintly not your brain. As you think you are in Spain.
This one is a loaded suggestion. Dare I ask what it is in question?
Haha maybe that's the problem of Pat, at least he has the cat.
Then I guess we have to let it all hang out. That would be scary no doubt.
Ewww you really need to go to the zoo. You would sell tickets just by going moo.
Yeah you are only half hot. P.S. that is not really a beauty spot.
So there were all the bumper stickers scene on the road with Pat. The facts of these seem rather crude to the cat. I guess cars like their bumper not to be a stumper. For any mook can get most of these. Unless their brain is truly upon the high seas. That is all of today's bumper sass and off I go with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.