Just when one thinks things could not get more annoying, Flappy's same repeated dumb questions just keep deploying. Pat really needs to find a new job or carry a bucket around of corn on the cob. Then as the stupid brain shuts questions arise, whack her with one right between the eyes.
As everyone left and Pat was ready to go, Oh NO! An elastic band refused to show. It's not like they are a dime a hundred or anything. Although right then Pat wished he had one to fling. Snapping her right on the forehead, creating a red mark that said, "Brain Shuts Alert! Will Make Your Head Hurt!"
"Did you see my elastic band? My elastic band was right there. Did you see my elastic band?"
Flappy acted as if she just lost a million dollar lottery ticket and was more annoying then a bedside cricket. But Pat said no. Still her questions did not slow.
"I know it was right there. Did you see my elastic band? You wouldn't happen to have an elastic band?" Did you see my elastic band?"
Yeah, I am just like the other seven billion on the planet. I carry a pocket full of elastics around that are bronzed in granite. And you are waaaay too annoying for me to unlock everything to go get some dumb elastic for your stupid crap. Shove your crap in your bag and shove off already you sap. But off course Pat remained in a happy place and her yap continued to flap off her face.
"Someone must have took my elastic band. Are you sure you didn't see my elastic band? I know it was right there. I wonder what happened to my elastic band."
I wish you would wonder long and hard about it and get lost. Also maybe suck on some exhaust. Really, who the hell is going to steal an elastic anyway? I sure know that's the first thing I would steal any day. Someone probably took it and used it to snap their own head for listening to her just brings dread.
"I wonder where my elastic band went. I know it was there on the table. What happened to my elastic band?"
She keep saying as I slammed the door shut. Literally I almost hit her in that rather large butt. I over emphasized the slam too. Sadly, I do not think the hint got through. For I could still hear through the door her go on about some stupid elastic forever more.
I guess the facts of today. Maybe all should carry an elastic around in case Flappy comes their way. If you have good aim fling it at her head for me and take a video as that be a delight to see. Also sure Pat thought things quite crass, which will not be repeated by my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.