I guess Pat and his crap inspired the cat the other day, with his stupid accounting and such say. Then I walked by this course and felt a load of remorse, for all those in there. If I had to listen to Mr. Robot Voice drone on and on, I would have pulled out my hair.
Just ten seconds was enough, to know staying awake through that thing would be rough. So the cat thought about it and of course it brought on a what to do fit.
What to do, What to do
When the speaking robot man is boring you!
So you have to go to some presentation,
Whether it be class or another representation.
Yet you get there and the droning begins.
What can you do when no one but the book reading robot man wins?
Of course there is the tack on the seat
Or other known rules to defeat.
But why not get a camera and have it flash,
Blinding robot man and no more book rehash.
A question arises to you,
Oh! Oh! Pick me oooo! oooo!
You that sounded bad.
But still lets say you're a picked lass or lad.
Then point to someone else and say,
They know the answer today.
Or claim you got the answer from the bathroom wall.
After all the new medication makes you run down the hall.
Could simply just walk up and read from robot man's book.
Wait for the dirty look,
Then say he sets a bad example.
And why should you be part of a random sample.
Could use spray paint to takes notes,
Or an old fashion typewrite to for his quotes.
Tape record the end of day bell.
Then play it ever five minutes causing such hell.
Or simply sit it on your chair,
And walk out with such flare.
Say your machine will copy another.
And you've got better things to like watch Big Brother.
Yeah reality TV ewww!
But it does cater to the brainless crew.
Bring a water gun,
That would be such fun.
Or switch it around,
And have a fishing rod be magically found.
Use it to take off the robot man's wig.
Then dance a jig.
I did that! I did that too!
Is constantly sung out by you.
Then contradict every thing with some fact.
Acting as if you are the authoritative act.
Or you had a family member.
And as your tree you dismember.
Your wife's, dog's, half brother's, cat's, half eaten mouse,
Did the thing that was gross.
Time to play hoops,
In robot man's coffee or fruit loops.
Pick your paper apart,
And let it depart.
If you miss, don't hiss.
And if you get caught just dismiss.
You need 30 required minutes of exercise after all.
According to town hall.
Stretch out with your 3d glasses,
Yeah a fad that hopefully passes.
And ask when the movie is going to start.
Say you found better choices at Wal-Mart.
So there you go,
Now thanks to my show.
You have no need to be bored,
The next time a robot man slouches your spinal cord.
The facts were easy today. Avoid robot men or women and their stupid reading display. And that is all coming from my way. Hopefully I caused those robots dismay. The next time they ramble on out of a book in class and I will laugh as they curse my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.