I think I made one butt sniffing crack too many for they kept coming back like a bad penny. They would not leave the cat alone, them and their attention seeking howling moan.
First came some Airedale,
He and Spitz gave a wail.
This Great Dane came after me.
What was so great I could not see.
Some big scary Komondor came my way.
Newfoundland seemed to appear at my bay.
Then I saw a bug,
Oh wait it was just a Pug.
There was a Siberian Husky as well.
He wasn't husky or fat, what the hell?
That Shiba Inu came as a husky wannabe.
Also did things cat like at bush number three.
West Highland seemed to come into view.
Stumpy Tailed Cattle were seen too.
I was even greeted by Saint Bernard.
Beethoven should stay in his own damn yard.
I wish those Retrievers golden, black or otherwise.
Would stop acting like they won the Nobel prize.
Wow you caught a ball.
You're still just a few feet tall.
Norfolk and Norwich were about.
Leonberger got no attention and seemed to pout.
That Maltese you could not please.
And Jack Russell was just a tease.
I wanted to board a Greyhound.
Before some German Coolie were found.
There was also a Dalmatian.
I guess he skipped off the 101 plantation.
Anybody want some Chow Chow?
A Boxer might use it some how.
Maybe an American Eskimo.
I think he liked the Bloodhounds flow.
At least that Malamute,
Did not seem to need to hoot.
Vizsla! I've found it.
Oh Schipperke I overreacted a bit.
Bump, Setter, Spike!
Griffon needed to take a hike.
All this slobber is creating a fog.
That's is just such Bulldog!
Those brainless mutts thought they could get by my traps, with their howling yaps. I fixed them and then some as I taunted with my little rhyming bum. Lassie did help Timmy from the well though, just so you know. They eventually all left my place and I never even had to scratch their face. My traps are just that good, avoid them you should. Do you need these Face it Facts in a doggie bag class? Bah! I know most of you caught on fast to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.