And no it was not the rehashed lame ending that brought him to the brink. It was not the movie theaters denying him access to their rink.
Maybe it was just because the thing looked to be all head. So alas any hope of a 24 movie is now dead. Not that many held out much hope of it being good. Word was they were going to turn him into Robin Hood.
He no longer wanted to use the suit. I guess this spurred some dispute. But they came to an understanding and after Iron Man 3 a new RDJ movie will be landing. It is about a crazy person who thinks he is super and prances around like he has the armor of a Storm Trooper.
1. Don't answer your phone. It will make them groan and more will pop out, short and stout.
2. Keep your computer off when they are around. I guess they pop out of it like rising from the ground.
3. They turn bad at the sight of another Disney movie being made by Tim Burton. Especially if it's their beloved Snow White, so pull the curtain.
I guess now that computer and phones have shrunk, they can come out of them like a trunk. Does that make any sense? Maybe before they were too dense? Maybe another look should be taken at that Made In America thing. Those foreign products seems to bring them to your wing. So does that mean everywhere else just has Gremlins anyway? I guess they only cause Americans dismay.
Maybe when he lost his hair, he umm lost some other pair. But I guess when you have a guy who made another horrible video game movie directing the thing, primary kids are the only ones who want to hear his flocker zing.
Oh and it revolves around Easter this time because having such BLOCKBUSTER movies shown in any month past August is just a crime. I wonder what happens if Easter is in March? Maybe it will be about the Gingerbread Man having too much starch?
I guess after seeing himself as a zombie in that land, he really went off the deep end and sunk into the sand. He realized the zombie make up looked better than his actual face and now he won't even leave his place.
But doesn't a big fat orange cat coming to a theater near your mat, beat Ghostbusters 3? Yeah I know that was a dumb question of me.
What, you think I goof? You want some proof? You want something saying I was in Plastic Ass Town? I was only trying to help you avoid a crappy movie sit down. I am sworn to secrecy on my sources though. So no actual proof will show.
But would a cat really lie? I am not like that Pat guy. He is full of strat but the cat will bring the truth from the Injected Flubber Lips Land mat. I have tons more info waiting to be verified, so if you don't think I lied. I can send more out in mass and that is all from my movie news sleuthing little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.