This just had to be done. I thought about it way back under the summer sun but it just sat on the back burner of my mind. But thanks to LMF's behind it came back. Now if you can't get the Face it Facts of this attack, get out from under your rock and get over the shock.
So mate I hear you are looking for a date. These work really really well. Your prospective catch will think you are sooo swell. So walk on up and do this, then you will be surrounded in bliss.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
What! That only worked on a few?
Maybe my sight's going but you're the hottest guy/girl I've seen all night.
Just make sure you fake having bad sight.
Is your dad a baker? Because you have nice buns.
Just don't touch or you might get slapped tons.
You want me. I can smell it.
Don't over act the sniffing fit.
If you were a drug I'd overdose.
Make sure it's not a nasty drug, that be gross.
You dropped something...my jaw.
This one might end in a draw.
I thought of introducing you to my brother/sister but I'm not that generous.
Yeah we wouldn't want you to be traitorous.
Are you from Tennessee?...Because you are the only Ten I See.
Now ask them out for tea.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
Unless of course they are a stripper.
You are like a glass of milk...you do they body good.
Watch out for flying wood.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away.
Just make sure it isn't a chilly day.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
This one might take a few tries.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning!
If they really have a laser you might end up running.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
No! This is good it won't bring you strife.
You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
The Dentist? Hey it beats comparing them to antifreeze.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't keep it in.
Okay! Even thinking that one would just be a sin.
I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier everyday.
Now Mr. Stalker don't keep causing dismay.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you are sure sizzling.
Over your head a can may soon be drizzling.
You're the marshmallows in my lucky charms.
You might lose your arms.
I can't taste my lips, can you taste them for me?
Of course it probably won't be free.
So if anyone actually uses those on their hunt, your growth may stunt. As you will probably get whacked in many different spots, lots! Then you would just get a poke to the eye with a thumb for acting so dumb. For you stole lines presented by a cat. What is up with that? There are many more that are crass but the cat will leave that to you class. For you are all a weird human mass and that is all from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.