Did you know I was doing you all a favor? Yes, even you, you back shaver. For if the cat was not such a nut and stuck in a rhyming rut things could get dire. Your car could pop a tire and send you into the ditch. You could also get a rather weird itch.
As you see no more rhyme to quell your nutty side makes you want to do other things in stride. So be thankful I am around or really bad things may be found.
With no release,
Your bad mood could increase.
Giving you a full crack,
Being anal as can be at your shack.
You might actually "gasp" do work.
And not come here to lurk.
You may lose control,
And go on a rhyming roll.
For with no comments below,
Giving you a way to let them flow.
You have to get them out some way.
That could just ruin your day.
You may actually fall for a dog.
After getting drunk on egg nog.
It is the holidays after all.
Anything can happen at your hall.
Your face could freeze all vile,
For you won't crack a smile.
Then you'd look like frogman.
Could be a superhero with a green tan.
You may get lost,
And that could cost.
Going on a trip,
Or boarding a cruise ship.
When really you could save,
And be at my cave.
Even avoid a back shave.
Although with that things could get grave.
Also no Face it Facts.
How would you ever get info on certain acts?
You'd fall through the cracks.
Or lie down and get smushed on train tracks.
And you may even get so bored,
That oh my lord!
You do a little diddy and become pregnant.
You are so flagrant!
What? You are a guy?
Damn! Now now don't cry.
Junior did it first try.
But you can take a deep sigh.
For thanks to me,
Such a sight you don't have to see.
Aren't you glad for bush number three?
Stopping you from even a spending spree.
So there you go. Thanks to my show you now know that I am keeping your rear clear, your face in place, making you avoid a butt sniffing mutt, keeping the world free of pregnant men and allowing you to achieve your zen. I guess I better never stop my sass and for the sake of all let's hope you never hear the last of my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.