So the cat took a wrong turn the other day, trying to avoid Drazin and his so called godly display. I ended up in some upity up place, where everyone seemed to have a stone face. They were all yapping with their lips constantly flapping. Each thought they were above it all, acting like they were ten feet tall.
Well they may not have been of such height. But a freak I surely would not dispute day or night. The more I heard from the group, the more they threw me for a loop. Not that they were hard to understand but why did they ever think they were so grand? Then it hit me like a brick when I saw one glance around and seeing no one, he scratched his ummm errrr dick.
For Woodrow seemed to have a Woody.
Cecilia was not a Cissy and thought "oh goody."
Richard just thought he was a Dick.
As Edward turned to Ted and became a hick.
Patrick went to Paddy.
I thought I knew that laddy.
Charlotte had a thing for Letty.
I guess neither were too petty.
Elizabeth and Margaret could start their own band.
Each having twelve that could give them a hand.
But Mary felt lucky by being unlucky.
As she had thirteen to keep her just ducky.
Montgomery desperately searched for some Gum.
Veronica and Franky would not give him some.
Charles turned to Chuck,
And just thought what the truck!
As Roberta became a Bert,
Thankfully no one was hurt.
When she ran her truck through the wall.
Rudolph went all Rollo thinking it was a dance hall.
If you ever want a Pony,
Look up Napoleon not Tony.
As Anthony may seem great.
But two legs is his fate.
John became a Jack,
As his pick up lines seemed to lack.
For he sent Sarah and Sally,
Running for some far off valley.
Sukey took Susannah and tried to rob,
Poor defenseless Bob.
But Robert stepped up.
And their scheme suffered a hiccup.
Henry wanted vile Hank,
To just walk the plank.
While Eric and Rick,
Still contemplated how Richard became Dick.
Virginia was upon us.
Sending Jane home on the bus.
Blanche and Bea seemed delighted by the moon.
As Melody and Lodi sung a tune.
Brian and Bryant thought they were a giant.
While Margaret and Peggy searched for a new client.
Adam and Edie signed up fast.
But Aaron and Ron knew their business would not last.
It seemed Benjamin and Benji were hunted.
And their growth became stunted.
Bridget turned to Biddy,
Dancing a little diddy.
Frederick and Fritz,
Tried to do the splitz.
While Tobias was Bias.
And I was not about to show these guys any pious
For now I knew what was up with these clowns.
Why they were trying to keep their frowns.
It seems they had a second side,
Strat! There's Drazin, time to hide.
Still interesting how such names arise, having no apparent Face it Facts to gals or guys. Maybe I should call Drazin Baldo and it would catch on like Where's Waldo. Maybe now I will go nickname some grass and hope poor Paddy does not ground my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.