So I stamped her little bill paid and this is pretty much what over and over again her lips played.
"Blue isn't good. Why don't you use red or a light green or even black? Why not use....."
I think she named every damn color in the book. Maybe that color guy that ticked off Drazin visited her nook. But I will not bore you today with the oh so stupid things she had to say. Instead here are the stamps I would like to display right on Flappy's forehead and cause her dismay.
Of course this one might not work. I doubt she knows text and would think it fun like some jerk. Figuring it stood for Want To Flap. Then she would have another excuse to flap with any old chap.
This might be one of those self help things and she might think she could grow wings.
Again she might think all one is getting is Blah Blah Blah and then start to talk louder or maybe even go baa.
Yes I know. She might take this literally and want someone to go umm down below.
She could find this one makes her seem that much more important or something and continue to let her flappiness ring.
Flappy would probably think this was directed at everyone around her, even those with fur. Or she might think should could only talk in L. That would truly be hell.
She could think this also applies to everyone around. But it would do better in making the point be found.
Now we are getting somewhere. Maybe with this one Flappy will never stray from her lair.
Oh! We are sooo close now. No one cares about Flappy so she surely will try and cover it with her eyebrow.
And what one will get stamped into her thick head and cause her so much dread? Well here it is. Think it will finally stop her flappy biz?
Wouldn't you like one of those stamped on your head? No? Is that what you said? Yeah, it would be more fun watching someone go out into the sun. They would have no idea that at night you made their forehead such a sight. Unless they look in the mirror or shower then there goes your prank power. Wait until they take a nap and so ends another Flappy yap. Now I will stop my stamp happy sass and try not to stamp my feet or my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.