The cat does not want to entertain today. Is that okay? No? Well I guess you will just have to go with the flow. Are you calling me a name? Well two can play that game. So with these Face it Facts we are about to go on a familiar rhyming show. You want to know why calling me a strat does not work? This is why I have no need to go berserk.
I'm the rubber and your the glue,
Anything you say to me bounces off me and sticks to you.
Left Loosy, Righty Tighty,
Isn't it up and down for a nighty?
A dimple on the chin,
The devil within.
Aren't you a scary fellow.
What happens when your dimple is yellow?
Turn that frown upside down,
And put your issue in a tissue.
Of course advice when most needed,
Is least likely to be heeded.
But a friend in need,
Is a friend indeed.
Just don't be in need,
My OCD will keep me away if you bleed.
He who smelt it dealt it.
Is always a hit.
Or he who denied it applied it.
Will turn around a stinky fit.
I before E accept after C,
Which is complete bull for many.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker,
But what if you are a lollipop licker?
Beer then liquor, never sicker.
Liquor then beer, never fear.
Both are nasty to the cat,
So you can keep that strat.
Early to bed and early to rise,
Makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
Pffft I wish.
Maybe it only works on fish.
30 days hath September,
April, June and November.
The rest is crap,
Not taking a rhyming lap.
A ring around the moon,
Means rain is coming soon.
Or you are just a loon,
Maybe even a talking baboon.
Hooray, Hooray, the first of May,
Outside diddling begins today.
Hmm I will nod and agree,
For if it's too cold you may not be able to umm see.
Here I sit, broken hearted.
Had to shit but barely farted.
Oh yes that gas can be dire,
Can even enrage a fire.
If the van's a rockin,
Don't go a knockin.
Yeah could be scary,
Seeing things that are rather hairy.
Easy there Grizzly bear.
Don't get hot to trot because I'm in your lair.
Step on a crack and break your back.
Or give yourself a heart attack.
When in doubt throw it out.
That applies to cooking so don't shout.
See you later alligator,
In a while crocodile!
Does that count when I say it to myself? Or does it just make me sound stranger at my shelf? Yeah, I know that is hard to do. As I am loony tunes already through and through. Aren't you glad I used rhymes you knew? Now for one whole time you can catch on fast as you view. And I can go fish for bass and be a lazy little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.