So there is a Smiley Sociology Study #10 - Doors and Windows. Each of which can pleasantly or not so pleasantly expose. Let's pretend the cat is a mailman for the day and see what happens when I peek at the doors and windows around my bay. No! Not in a Peeping Tom kind of way. I already did that back in May. My probation no longer allows me near that prim and proper cat who can really shake her rear. Was that too much info? Bah! Onward I go.
Windows roll, Windows Push
Windows would look weird on my bush.
Doors have knobs, Doors have levers,
I like that later of the silly human endeavors.
But either lever or knob,
Can make one sob.
For they are some of the germiest things you will touch.
So use your foot or sleeve and don't clutch.
What? You don't expect me to stare?
You just walked by the window bare.
That one is dancing with a spoon.
That driving one is an egg wearing loon.
Those windows do roll.
Were you trying to avoid a toll?
A child proof door,
Adults get confused forever more.
Such a shame it is.
Adults are slow and kids are a whiz.
A pet cage door you scrunch together.
They have no windows to see the weather.
A one way mirror works too.
Just ask those who use the one way mirror loo.
Oh what's this detection?
It's an evil reflection.
Oh wait it's just Pat.
Almost scared the cat.
Shhh that door is a secret.
Pull that book with a piglet.
Wow! The door just opened up.
Crap! There is a door for a pup.
I hate those doggy door things,
Slobbering and butt sniffing it brings.
That door closes rather tight.
Guess they are afraid of a nuclear fright.
Beats hiding under a desk.
That's just pathetically grotesque.
Back on point,
There seems to be a zombie elf stark naked at your joint.
There's some cats climbing a screen door.
And oops! Brown Foot Brian returns forever more.
Maybe he needs a nice big fence,
So the mutt will stop leaving his ummm two cents.
Those have squeaking doors.
And keep things out on all fours.
Step right up and pick a door!
1, 2 or 3 not that much of a chore.
Could win a prize,
Or it could be a donkey in disguise.
Least you could send that to a certain zoo.
Sure Petsy might turn blue.
Speaking of which,
You can also scratch your color itch.
Doors can be blue, orange, red or black
Whatever color you want to go on the attack.
Windows maybe not so much.
Unless your house is really tacky and such.
But to each there own,
I'm sure a clown will not groan.
They have funny shaped ones,
Along with "Bang" guns.
So did I open up a whole new world?
That Lion head's sand lips are curled.
Touch nothing but the lamp,
Or you feet may get damp.
Damn that Abu,
I am way off point it's true.
So ends my windows and doors,
Now go suck back some s'mores.
Windows and doors surely opened for me and whatever you see, just popped on in as I went through and I typed it up for a view. Always interesting to see where it goes, unless you think I hit new lows. But that would be fun too. Now that's all and I bid adieu. Isn't it fun what one can see through the glass? Unless it was something that could blind my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.