Can you guess the facts today? Isn't it such a decorative display? Maybe a fa la la la needs a say. But then that might give it away. Strat! Did I just ruin it for you? Okay, forget red and green just think blue. Now you don't know once more and off you go at my shore.
Well you Deck The Halls,
It was done months ago by malls.
A Holly Jolly Christmas they provide,
With the big SALE misguide.
But that Jingle Bell Rock,
Will surely cause a shock.
For O'Christmas Tree,
They also have a hefty fee.
Here Comes Santa Claus,
Let's all give an applause.
As just maybe,
You'll shop while waiting for Santa Baby.
One day only it's a tax free site.
And as you know,
It's Christmas so Let It Snow.
A White Christmas though it is not,
It seems to be green a whole lot.
But Feliz Navidad,
Just confusing you a tad.
Do You Hear What I Hear?
My Gosh! Macy's big sale might disappear.
It Came Upon a Midnight Clear,
A little bird tweeted it in my ear.
So track through the Winter Wonderland,
Spend a cool grand.
For each Twelve Days of Christmas,
Although if your allergic avoid citrus.
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,
Half naked showing no flaws.
Ringing some Jingle Bells,
Hoping to cast some spending spells.
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is here,
A dog with a clown nose I fear.
But The First Noel wouldn't forget a pet,
So your shopping isn't done yet.
Hark the Herald Angels Sing,
As slowly your wallet no longer goes cling.
Stating you don't want to be The Grinch,
So go that extra inch.
Frosty The Snowman is thumping away,
You need him for your outside display.
Oh No! Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer,
That has to give a tear.
Now she needs more to get well,
Like pretty Silver Bells.
Take her for a Sleigh Ride,
The when she regains her stride.
Rock Around The Christmas Tree,
With your brand new CD.
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas,
Especially now that you are listless.
I'll Be Home For Christmas,
After succumbing to this sickness.
Although for free the stores Saint Nicholas,
Did say Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.
Not the approach I went for at first with by first Christmas burst. But it seemed to play itself out, so I gave it a shout. Of course you have to live under a rock or in some type of shock, not to have heard 99% of these. They are even known by my fleas. So now the Christmas tunes have come to pass and I will jingle jangle away with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.