I guess it's the most shortest day of the year. But that seems like a redundant thing to my little rear. Still work the same amount of time, still do a little chime with my rhyme and look a full 24hrs happen with each clock chime. Hmmm maybe there is a new definition for short that I have not heard of at my court. Let's look at this shall we? I wouldn't want to be shortsighted at my sea.
So today is supposed to be short,
But I'm here to report.
That is just not the case.
Here is proof, so try to keep pace.
No shortage of hours,
Or short circuiting powers.
Shortstops still play,
With no shortcuts to convey.
Won't foreshorten lines,
No shortness of landmines.
Shortening still sprouts,
With no shortcake droughts.
Shortlists still compile,
My shorthand is vile.
Shortwave radio works,
Sensing shortfalling jerks.
I wasn't shortchanged,
Or shorthanded at my range.
Shortia's still bloom,
And shortbread brings doom.
Still can wear shorts,
Shortie shorts from some reports.
I'm never shortish,
Maybe shorter some wish.
So this is the short and the long of it.
Get Shorty was arguably a hit.
The shortbus is full,
Martin Short no longer has pull.
Short term memory still goes tick.
Avoid getting the short end of the stick.
Many still short on cash.
A short temper makes one rash.
Wasn't that short and sweet?
Sorry, if you're so short your license shows your feet.
But as you can see,
Nothing of any short at bush number three.
I also heard a sad story the other day. It is sure to cause dismay. A short person committed suicide after a blow to their pride. It seems they balled out their eye lids watching Honey I Shrunk the Kids.
What? I can't hear you. You seem to be out of my view. I wish you would stand up when talking to me. Oh, you are standing up, hmmm sorry.
See no shortage of short replies here. But what if you are in a place with light six months a year? You can't argue shortness of day or night. So the shortness once again takes flight. The shortest day of the year is all perception. But it allows me to use a short joke or two so I'll make an exception. I also have no shortage of gas and that is the short report from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.