There you go kids now when you play and your parents flip their lids, you can say their reasoning is no longer valid. Besides who wants that nasty salad. The dog won't even lap that up. So stash it in your cup. Then pretend you are done but take your drink as you go off for fun. Then proceed to flush in down the loo and there is a little Face it Facts trick I used to do.
So back to the task of food as the other day something irked Brian's attitude. At first I thought it had to be a hoax, just some fool out there somewhere telling jokes. But then in the comments below at his show, he gave the link and my faith in you humans continued to sink. But I guess faith is what it's all about as it could really "rolls eyes" bring about the most devout.
That's right! Jesus Toasters will end your suffering this very night. But wait! There is more. If you order three to your shore, you get a Virgin Mary Toaster FREE. Isn't that just so Christmas-y? So now you can eat with Jesus for breakfast each morning although they really should issue a warning. As after you invite him in, you commit such a sin. You have to bite off his ear, after of course some jam or jelly or whatever it is you smear.
So now you're a cannibal invitee but oh his face you got to see. That must cause such glee. I suppose you can truly say you bring Him into your house each and every day. It's a wonder that's not their tag line to try and get you to buy and dine. I wouldn't put it past them one bit to add that to their commerical fit. But then again "Butter up to Jesus" is pretty bad. Aren't you so wanting one for your pad?
Now they also have Obama's face. So you can dine with the President at your place. Then chow down on his mug and act all smug. Never fear though, no matter your association at your show, they have a color for all parties too. So you won't feel politically left out as you chew.
So those three faces you get to eat. They all have an important beat. The later is arguable maybe but we won't go there at my sea. Now what could possibly follow their important act? A dog paw print to be exact. That is right. After those three a dog paw print must feel so right. Maybe with dog paw toast they are trying to prevent you from feeding Fido? Damned if I know.
Who the heck would buy one of these? When instead could be doing something useful like ridding Fido of fleas. But I guess there must be a market for burnt toast. Next it will be The Pope pot roast. Or maybe the Queen's ribs followed by you pulling out some bibs. Then having King Tut crab made in some top secret lab. Some Odin soup and some Zeus poop. The last one would be chocolate though just so you know.
And humans have the nerve to complain when they let such stuff continue to rain. Then again I guess everything is someones scene, like used panties in a vending machine. Yeah, still hung up on that. Just plain ewww to the cat. This was all to make fun of the Brave Little Jesus Toaster nothing more. So don't go getting all bent out of shape at my shore. Not that many would but you never know some could. Hmmm maybe I should take a burnt toast class and then you all could eat toast burnt with the shape of my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.