When fire and brimstone rain down over our head and bring with it so much dread. When poof goes this and that maybe even the blog of the cat. Oh no! We can't have no rhyming show. Pffft, yeah right! And this cat turns into a ten legged, three toed, six eyed, vampire, werewolf cross at night.
Just read a thing saying on that faithful day, "The World Will Drastically Change," and poor us will no longer be able to play. You know what? That actually is a statement that doesn't sound like it came out of some nut. For yes it will change. This Mayan crap will have run out of range. No more will we hear of this stupid prophecy garbage and other crap. For it will officially take the big dirt nap.
The day I believe a bunch of dead guys and girls wrote some fancy smancy twirls, giving us the end of the line. Is the day I believe the face I saw in my chicken nugget was a sign. Of course barring time travel and some alien stuff, they can write and huff and puff, but all of it is just people being scaredy dogs, covered in multiple fogs. You want to believe something bad enough, you will find it no matter how tough.
So I can sit here and make my own calender for the years to come and people will bow down to my little rhyming bum. As I will be correct in each and every case. All it takes is being totally and utterly vague and referencing some crap in space. Then the stupid humans will go and add significance to it because on some historical point it seemed to hit. POOF! I must now be part Mayan or something. For those magic future seeing powers I bring.
Of course the rich like your fear. They probably even stand up and cheer. You make their trash overbloated movies sell great and buy in bulk to try and increase your fate. Big scary Y2K came and went no matter how much people or some nut got bent. Ohhhh wait! They had an excuse for that. It was some John Titor guy who saved our Earthly mat. Pffft! Once more humans trying to reason out the stupid crap they shout, because they can't admit they are wrong. So they look for an excuse and sing some stupid song.
Plus I said it before but it deserves an encore. The Earth will not end! It will still be here my short sighted friend. May be barren and void of any living creature. But the Earth will still be a feature. So saying the planet will end is also dumb and then some. Of course we're all supposed to become enlightened too. Hmmmm for some that may take a lot to come due. I think the enlightenment train might have quite the pain, as it tries to fill the human mind, for some it simply won't be able to find.
There is my rant for the day with my usual rhyme play. If you still buy into the crap. Feel free to let your lips flap. I will get a good laugh out of it and won't have a fit. But if per chance the cat is wrong and some big power bats us around like ping pong. I can admit it easily even if we're all dead and I can't type at my sea. Seek me out in the great beyond and I will respond. Saying my facts were wrong in mass and then you can curse my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.