From tongue tied to crazy bank robber to making bullet and head collide. The spirit might officially be dead. Oh the dread.
And demonstrate for Santa how no chimney doesn't mean no presents. Just avoid the cars below as you might leave dents.
Even your enemies deserve a special love letter. It will make you feel so much better.
That's right you won't just die one day. But you will Die Hard in complete dismay. Doesn't that make you want to spread the cheer and forget that fear?
Especially knowing you'll come back to life and Die Harder for some added strife.
And if there is no chimney to use. Swing through the window, you can't lose.
You'll also know what it feels like to be wrapped and maybe won't feel so trapped.
A bat, a penguin and a cat. How can that not get you in the mood? Now don't be a prude.
You could get this.
But instead you get this nice bit of bliss.
Don't worry kiddies I didn't forget you. With the first a white Christmas will surely come due. Although those black spots may ruin your day. So a dog popping out of a present might be your way. There does seem to be lots of mutts around. I need a fox at least with my hound.
I know I cheat a little bit so don't have a fit. But this one is Christmas close. Letting New Years ring through the house. I just have to ask. How could you not think of Santa after this great mask?
What that's his face? Oops! May seem a tad out of place.
Give a cat a break. Does that make up for my mistake?
Awww look he's pretending to be Brian. Isn't that mohawk really stylin'?
Doesn't he look sooo cute? Even if you watch on mute. He'll surely get you in the spirit. But if you feed him after midnight you may fear it.
What? Now you have too much spirit you say. I can also correct that my way.
See I told you. That is scary for anyone to view. What it isn't enough? Okay, time I got rough.
Almost there you say? Okay, I've got one more for display.
There we go. Killer candy cane Santa at my show. I had to get all drastic with that candy cane made of plastic.
Now the facts are simple you see. Thanks to little old me. You now have to perfect blend of Christmas spirit your way. Not too little and not too much leading up to Christmas day. Now Betsy you have to have the spirit after that? Don't go and disappoint the cat. So enough of my Christmas sass. I will got and hide the scary candy canes with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.