These facts today will surely help you in their own way. As there are plenty of ways to increase the things you want. So here I go with my increasing taunt.
Although I will be avoiding body parts at my mat.
Sorry if your chest is flat.
Sure you have ways to deal with that.
But here is some other increasing ways from the cat.
You want to get taller?
Hang around people that are smaller.
Want to be shorter?
Make a wish with a quarter.
Have faster typing speed?
uhashfakf! Did I plant the seed?
Warning, some may not be able to read.
May not do well for your feed.
Increase your credit score?
Pffft only if you start a war.
Get more gambling addicts to call?
Offer a prize for every fourth caller at your hall.
Make your compter run faster?
It could end in a disastor,
But stick it to a jet.
Be the fastest it will ever go I bet.
Get a pregnant wife?
Play the game of Life.
Could get twins with ease,
Cheat and have as many as you please.
Increase your land?
Give your neighbor a helping hand,
Putting up that fence.
I know a false pretense.
But make is so pretty,
That taking it down would be a pity.
Poof there you go,
Increased land at your show.
Traffic to your blog?
Pretend to be a dog.
Oh whoops! Cats rule and dogs drool,
Maybe it works with a mule?
Increase brain power?
Lock someone with a brain in a tower.
Or take a cold shower,
Whoops, I wasn't supposed to empower.
Increase your exercise?
Get those batteries that energize.
You'll just keep going and going,
From all the battery acid you may even start glowing.
Increase relationship stuff?
You know what makes you huff and puff.
That can be done with ease,
If only you didn't diddle around and catch a disease.
I so wanted to say something about knees,
But that wasn't alright with Louise.
So I'll stop the birds and the bees,
And forgo any type of squeeze.
Increase your money?
Buy the stuff that looks funny.
Then you go and spend some,
And now have lots of fake money of some useless bum.
I never said it would be worth a thing.
So don't let that hate sling.
So did you like my increase research?
Now now don't swear, that's not the way of the church.
Yes, I know in order for some things to increase others will decrease. I guess you will have to decrease what you want to increase. So others will increase and you can live with the decrease, giving your life a new lease. And now you all I will release. Glad I never have an increase in gas then all would avoid my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.