So today as we go down the dVerse path we are going to do a little math. Damn! It looks like that word just cut my views in half. You'd think I was going to ask you to plot a graph. For those that remain find the value of X and then the value of Y and use that to find Z on the first try. Yes! I kid. Don't go and flip your lid. But I read a phrase the other day and it brought on this little diddy at my bay. So without further delay I will shut up and let you solve the problem of the day.
Great Job! Well Done!
All you hear as their lips run.
You so feel the love,
Whack! Across your face goes the glove.
You are "One In a Million,"
Hell, why not just call you reptilian?
No longer are you proud,
Looking on at the cheering crowd.
For you just felt the burn,
And in one quick turn,
Learn there are 6999 more,
Who get your score.
You begin to freak,
No longer are you unique.
7000 of you are walking around,
Across the globe they can be found.
They could be tall,
Don colors and spray paint a wall.
They could be fat,
Or get shown up by a rhyming cat.
They could live in Chile,
Constantly playing with Wet Willy.
Even Paris Hilton could be in your batch,
Someone needs to strike a match.
Thoughts burned into your mind,
Searching the daily grind.
Things are becoming dire,
Wanting to set yourself on fire.
Wait! A new thought springs,
As your radio sings.
Wanted Dead or Alive,
Hey! Beats I Will Survive.
What about the dead?
Those billions hurt your head.
Another 15,000 of you are toast.
In bliss or having a weanie roast.
Your collar is getting hot,
As you park in the lot.
How could they call you that?
Scoffing at a shredded hat.
Quickly eyeballing the sign,
Continuing your whine.
No longer able to detach,
He could be in your 7000 batch.
"Fallen on hard times,"
Jiggling for dollars and dimes.
Adding to the shredded vermillion,
"You are truly one in a zillion."
Zillion, a fake, a fraud, a phoney.
The number is total baloney.
Finally you get a clue,
Through eyes big and blue.
Comparisions come and go,
Down river the sewage will flow.
The bridge will lapse,
Or completely collapse.
But that which is true,
Is enlightened from within you.,
Deadly sin cower,
As knowledge you devour
Hmph, did I just go all moral of the story? I didn't even get gory. That is where the cat's mind went as I saw the phrase and used it against what "math wise" it truly meant. So now you know the facts and with the million phrase there are 7000 acts. But let the shock pass and know you are almost as unique as my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.