Yes! I know this is old news. But LMF reminded me of it when her comments below flew. What has to be going through the mind of some moron to do this? They think it is going to bring bliss? Listen here ladies I created a glowing cat. Doesn't that make you want to come back to my mat? Pffffft you'd be better off with the Tennessee line. Or something more divine.
There will be pigs that fly,
Just so that saying will die.
A mooing dog,
With the nose of a hog.
A hybrid moose,
So just like goose,
Goes to geese,
We can use meese.
A camel with heads on both ends,
A horse with two rear ends.
A mouse with a lizard tail,
Or one that is male and female.
A grasshopper that hops in sand.
A fish that can walk on land.
A bird with fur,
Or a duck that can purr.
A croaking rabbit,
A platypus with a nasty habit.
Eating others with crocodile teeth,
With the part of a rhino down beneath.
An invisible flea,
A whale whose back can grow a tree.
A turtle that can walk,
And do the ninja rap, don't balk.
A monkey that's smarter than you,
For some that has already come due.
An elephant with a shell.
And then just what the hell?
A thing with a hairy back,
That always wants to attack.
Thinks it's above it all,
And will never fall.
Oh wait! That's just a human.
And some of his crewman.
Wait! There is Nessie and Bigfoot too.
The yeti has come into view.
I guess now the myths can be true.
Thanks to some nut with a test tube making a cat blue.
Or making it glow in the dark.
Soon it will probably bark.
Probably more being done then we'll ever know,
Especially with all the stuff the aliens show.
Little green men could have been once human too.
Until the test tubes flew.
So how did you like my facts today? Don't you just wish these animals could be on display? After all humans have such a right to make cats glow at night. There is such a point. No one should get their nose out of joint. But the cat doesn't expect much from ones that allow used underwear to be sold in a vending machine, right near where you get some caffeine. Caffeine and used underwear in mass! That has to delight all but my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.