The cat got tagged for one of those question thingy magiggy things. I do usually ignore them at my wings. But these ones are kind of fun. So the cat couldn't help but give them a run. Even if Anne was too fecking drunk to make them rhyme I'll still give them a chime.
1. What celebrity would you most like to shag and why?
So even though the cat is fixed I guess I can still be transfixed or at least make the motion. Would that cause a commotion? I at least wouldn't hump your leg like some mutt at your rag. I'm giving you the run around you say? Alright, here is the cat's big secret celebrity crush since last May.
This surely will get you in the mood. Of course it may seem rather crude. But after I was done giving it a go, even with nothing down below, I could eat her all intact and that is a fact. For she would be in the buff and there would be no clothes to eat around, even if she was kind of tough. What? Cats eat mice. Is it a problem before that I want to shag her maybe twice?
2. In the event of a zombie attack, what politician would you be willing to use as a human shield?
3. Rate the survivability of at least 3 fellow bloggers if they are attacked by zombies.
Hmmm this one is rather unique who should I give a peek.
Silver Fox, The = 6/10 because even with limited brain cells the zombies would get confused as his name rings the "the" filing bells. But it is a little low because I think Orson would sacrifice him if the zombies were to show.
Fred = 5/10 because his chances are slim considering he has to protect mutts and we cats know they are dim. But he has all those books he could throw, so either way it could go.
Jax = 8/10 because she could go between their legs as she ran away plus they'd only see her as an appetizer on the food tray.
Brian = 9/10 because he is such a gawker. I know such a shocker. But since he sees all he would probably avoid Davy Jones Locker or use some old lady with a walker as a good blocker.
Betsy = 9/10 because she has so many animals at her place that the zombies could never keep pace. They'd be full by the time they got to her and choking on fur.
Mama Zen = 9/10 because she has tons of critters as well. Plus her and her daughter prepare daily for such a zombie living hell.
Besercules = 8/10 because he has that special helmet on his shelf and sometimes he's just not himself. He splits into two and that would corrupt the zombies view.
Al = 8/10 because his has the experience swabbing the decks and causing ship wrecks. He'll make those zombies walk the plank mate, giving him a favorable fate. But if there is some alarm installing to do it might end up upside down and then he may be through.
Waffles = 3/10 because he has to go search for a job, causing him to be out and about with zombie Bob. So depends on how fast he can run if he ends up zombie chow time fun.
Elisa = 5/10 because she always has to be part of the story no matter how gory. But then her kids could save the day or watch her get eaten as they play. Her chances are up in the air but I'd say they are fair.
DWei = 2/10 because when the zombies give a peep they'll see him fast asleep, with that apparatus sleeping thing. But he has an ace in the hole at his wing. If his gf is around she might get eaten first and she could quench their thirst.
Dezmond = 1/10 because Dez is just to nice as those lovey dovey movies tend to entice. Zombies are anything but that plus sadly you have penguins under your hat. They would give you up in second to save their own skin. Get rid of them and maybe you will up your chances at a win.
Hank = 7/10 because he can weave his words around and the zombies wouldn't know where they were found. Plus a catchy limerick or two and they may use him when entertainment comes due.
Sub Radar = 5/10 because he could also go either way with all the tunes at his bay. If the zombies hate the ones he lets loose they will ignore his caboose. But if they like Radar will soon take a hike.
Daydreamer = 2/10 because her little dog wouldn't be much of a threat and with a Bloody Hell she might make them sweat. But then sadly she'd become chow ummm ciao.
Slamdunk - 8/10 because he knows all the crime and won't let those zombies get the time, to catch up to him one bit, unless they come in hoardes taking a big fit.
Anne = 1/10 because after a good meal the zombies would want to seal the deal. They'd want to go on a binge and bottles make them cringe. But Anne is so full of liquor and they'd surely hear her bicker. That they would chase her down wanting to throw a party on the town.
And as for me, I wouldn't even have to flee. Just hop in my bush with a crack and they'd never find me at my shack. So 10/10 as I wave bye to most of you human men and women.
4. If you could reanimate just one dead person from history, who would it be?
Wouldn't this start the zombie craze? Since you would be bringing a dead guy back in a daze. But I suppose if you shoot them in the head after you're done, you can still have your fun. I still would not want them too close because they'd probably look rather gross. Then I am going to cheat and use two, then again that may not be true. Since one is a god I guess, he might have avoided that death mess. I admit I had no idea what so ever. But searched around and found a couple that were clever.
5. Would you be willing to take this person out to a pub? Why or why not?
Sure they could come with me. I could get a good seat because everyone would find them scary. Their dead stench would clear the place out as people scream and shout. When they finally run away. I won't even have to pay. Free liquor for many could make this idea a tad less sicker.
6. In the event of a nuclear holocaust, would you be willing to eat cockroaches to survive?
Sure they are yummy, they go well with rat in the tummy. As for Pat I don't know. But if he's starving I would be far away from our show. I wouldn't want him to eat me. But maybe I could lend him a flea. Sure he would though if he had to. They are quite crunchy between me and you.
So there are some fun facts from her torture tag here at my rhyming rag. I think I just proved once more I am a loon but damn wasn't that a real sexy mouse cartoon? Anyway, that is all my question answering sass and off I go to hide from those zombies with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.