He expected me to make fun of his list but I'll make him shake is fist. Instead I am going to use them to show all of you how to be a great villian for all to view.
Now aren't you a proud bad guy. You will soon look like this, no lie!
Tons of gold to take hold and flashy fingers making you seem so bold. Plus the nice whiskers that threaten your foe and the bad breath to let flow. You'll soon be villian number one and make all the little kiddies run.
Think Drazin meant for all of that? Either way you know no one is more evil then a cat. So think about that before you humans cross one. Isn't being a villian fun? That is all the villian Face it Facts for today class. I have to go scare some people with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.