So I went to the mall the other day and the cat really doesn't have much else to say. If you believe that you are crazier than I. Oh come now, don't cry. For there will be more movie fun as I run down a ton. It seems they installed a new chair. It said to sit on it if you dare. Yeah, you had to pay a dollar for it to work. So I stuck in a loonie and gave a smirk. I had no idea what to expect. But I should have read the fine print I suspect.
It said for the next hour movies references galore would shower. This was for Pat not the cat, but I felt a quick jolt as I sat down and it was too late, I was now wearing the movie crown. Every person that came into view, keep in mind the mall was packed too, I gave a movie shout. The Face it Facts are they thought I was crazy, no doubt.
He seems quite Careless,
Nothing to Lose and quite the mess.
Chowing down on his Good Burger snack.
Soon he'll have a Gross Anatomy attack.
A Eulogy will be given,
As he remains Hiding Out from the livin'.
Those Twins have wigs.
Maybe they have a Tootsie complex,
Or need to pay Friday respects.
Would Sorority Boys be a better one?
Those Varsity Blues are just no fun.
The Secret of My Success?
Just Add Water I confess.
Don't eat those Mixed Nuts.
You're already Big with two butts.
Could take up all of Arlington Road.
With your Fast Food Nation load.
Put away your Radio.
It's not good to go Stir Crazy you know.
You sure are one Twisted rat,
Paying 300 for that.
The price was Sky High,
Now don't Breakdown and cry.
My ears may go Numb.
And Red Eye just looks dumb.
Enough with your White Noise.
Be the Worlds Greatest Dad and go buy some toys.
She sure has A Few Good Men.
Rumor Has It she has ten.
She must certainly Score.
With such Fanboys galore.
I'm flaring up your Heart Condition?
Liar Liar, now go see a physician.
A rhyming cat is an Urban Legend you say.
Hmmm guess Evolution truly came my way.
Look at that Desperado go.
With quite the Exitspeed as he stoops low.
Probably will be joining Con Air.
Eye See You stealing what is rare.
Strat! That was the Kiss of Death.
He's going Commando and has bad breath.
Truly a Fright Night.
Some Signs should say keep out of the light.
She has Snake Eyes,
I guess The Mummy is wise.
Or had a Blow Out.
Thanks to some Bottleshock bout.
Here come the Primary Colors at me.
I guess the Mannequin didn't agree.
These Toy Soldiers are throwing me out.
Something Charlie Bartlett will hear about.
It will lower your Career Opportunies bud.
You'll be in the sewers with the CHUD.
Straight up Wolf Creek.
I'm just Unstoppable with my movie speak.
Damn, you have Alien hands,
And Predator glands.
I'll gladly go into Maximum Overdrive.
So Bye Bye Birdie I made it out alive.
I was quickly thrown out as my hour was up. I guess I made too many spit their coffee back in their cup. It seems that hurt sales. But what does one expect as I'm off the rails. There we go another movie tale at my show has come to pass. I bet you are now just all movied out thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.