After the great review HERE of A Not So Barren World by Pat. He told the cat to go back to TV Shows at his mat. I think after that review I had to give this one a run, with my rhyming run.
I did Stargate SG1 a while back with an episode title rhyming attack and figured there had to be more. So I will once again opened that door. I thought about Monk but that idea sunk, as his name is in every one, meaning you'd guess and that be no fun. The same with Chuck. So that one had to go pluck a duck. 24 just would not do, reciting the hours of the day eight times to you.
So I just kept going down my list and this one I couldn't resist. There are plenty of movie references/titles used too. But they are direct episode titles not actual movies that came into view. Yeah, they ripped them off with a nod and a cough. Anyway, enough out of me. Can you guess the show at my sea?
Everybody Loves A Clown,
Until Something Wicked comes to town.
They may sing a Swan Song,
Exile on Main St. is just wrong.
The Real Ghostbuters show up,
Heaven and Hell have a hiccup.
The After School Special states,
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things or go on dates.
I Know What You Did Last Summer,
Criss Angel is a Douchebag, bummer.
Makes Changing Channels easier though,
Unless you like The Devil You Know.
All Hell Breaks Loose,
With a Weekend at Bobby's with Zeus.
It was probably The French Mistake,
As they began to Swap Meat at the lake.
Good god, Y'all,
The fees for a Long Distance Call.
When the Levee Breaks,
Abandon All Hope for handshakes.
Free To Be You and Me,
Caged Heat can be an opportunity.
But The Song Remains The Same,
The Third Man was lame.
Shut Up, Dr. Phil,
I'd rather watch Road Kill.
And sing the Folsom Prison Blues.
Or Sex and Violence on the news.
Clap Your Hands If You Believe,
99 Problems are a real pet peeve.
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid,
Like A Virgin lad.
You Can't Handle The Truth,
Just Wishful Thinking at your booth.
Hello Cruel World Let It Bleed,
The Girl Next Door dropped the seed.
Mommy Dearest is trying to get in touch,
With The Man Who Knew Too Much.
But The Man Who Would Be King,
Wants to have an Unforgiven fling.
Simon Said The Kids Are Alright,
After that My Bloody Valentine fright.
And still All Dogs Go To Heaven,
No matter the attempts of The Magnificent Seven.
Well Mannequin 3: The Reckoning,
Has a Fallen Idol beckoning,
It's a Bad Day At Black Rock.
Sometimes Bedtime Stories can shock.
Two Minutes To Midnight,
Two and a Half Men have to catch a flight.
Off to an Appointment In Samarra,
Taking the Hammer of the Gods from Hera.
So before I Jump The Shark,
With some Monster Movie remark.
Hitting the Point of no Return like a maroon,
Or go to the Dark Side of the Moon.
The Usual Suspects can now guess,
My Slash Fiction mess.
So Dream a Little Dream of me my friend,
And that is simply The End.
You know there can be a lot of material in episode titles as well. If you haven't surmised that from my current rhyming spell. Just find a show you like and take a title hike. There you go, you now have something else to let flow. So that's the Face it Facts on how you rhyme the episode titles of a show. Take a guess in the comments below. Or if I confused get crass. It never bothers my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.