Yeah I know I've rhymed every word sounding a tad absurd. But I always did it in a row going down with each chime. It's time I did an all across rhyme. This could get quite dVerse today and it could cause dismay. Yet it may also be such fun to say. So the all across rhyme has come due at my bay. Yeah, that name does kind of suck but what the truck. That's right if you don't like it I'll run you down, stealing Grammar Nazi's crown.
Boss Ross sauce lacrosse toss crossed Boss Gloss Moss.
Dear queer deer, steer clear near Beer Sphere frontier.
Lou threw you new blue glue to glue stew fondue.
Obey May delay. Bombay grey hay spray display astray.
Chuck duck's Muck struck Canuck Buck's truck.
Sass class harass mass glass grass passing brass gas.
Ditch Stitch Witch, pitch rich Stitch, switch bitch.
Split Brit fit wit get lit grit spit.
Spot's hot plot got bought.
Clown Brown frowned down town.
Freed greed keyed feed need.
Dale whales exhale frail ale.
Go throw crow glow snow though know.
Although Oh so slow Moe tows.
Below grows pro Moe flowing foe.
So show snow, pro Moe blows slow Moe.
Fat Cat spat rat scat at that gnat Pat brat.
Redact intact contract enacting cracked impact.
Pollution dilution solution, dissolution evolution.
Nurse, observing perverse verse, curse dVerse.
Substitute Nurse with your name and then if you need someone to blame, you can blame dVerse. Hell, after reading this I needed to curse. So hopefully I left your brain a little intact today going a tad overboard with the rhymes I display. But oh well what can you do? Go poo in my shoe? That was a rhetorical question you know. No back talk at my show. I better run before I get more sass. Bah, no matter the sass you are still liked by my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.